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In the case of zombie apocalypse, would you turn cannibal?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created April 29, 2012 at 11:25 PM

The apocalypse is happening. Do you eat people? Which ones do you chomp on first (given you aren't a zombie, cause they don't discriminate).

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

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on June 02, 2012
at 09:21 PM

Nell Stephenson fits that bill. I'd like to eat her.

8508fec4bae4a580d1e1b807058fee8e

(6259)

on May 29, 2012
at 01:01 AM

I don't think so - there omega 6:3 ratio would probably suck and they might be too fatty or too lean ...

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on May 29, 2012
at 12:19 AM

Nell Stephenson fits that bill. I'd eat her.

2fd93e91bb14e641a2bac9c6033e84e2

(1614)

on May 09, 2012
at 03:37 PM

Zombies don't need air to breathe, they will totally walk right into the ocean and can pull themselves up the rope of your anchor....

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 09, 2012
at 08:05 AM

Hehe, thanks. I try. :P

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

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on May 01, 2012
at 01:59 PM

You have quite the sense of humour. :)

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:40 AM

So... I *don't* want to be your neighbor? >.>

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:40 AM

Pretty people are doused in silicons, dyes, synthetic hair, inedible implants, and Xanax. They probably don't taste better. Lol.

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:31 AM

OMG LOL. Heather, I couldn't help but crack up with your response to Lyndsay...

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:29 AM

Totally with you on this, Sunny. I wonder if there's zombie repellent? Hmm...

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on April 30, 2012
at 01:56 PM

The Aztecs, cause they've got it comin'!

52af669cec3e4d2a2b414faea3de2877

(547)

on April 30, 2012
at 04:52 AM

Raw vegans! Problem solved.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 30, 2012
at 04:17 AM

What kind of question is this? What supplements/vitamins are you taking? Stop eating those magic mushrooms!

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 30, 2012
at 04:14 AM

Not true - there are like a lot of humans and one would probably last you a week or even more.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 30, 2012
at 04:14 AM

OMG - I never thought of it... Thanks for the tip!

8634d4988ced45a68e2a79e69cc01835

(1617)

on April 30, 2012
at 02:29 AM

If it's me or you, and I think I can take you? Sorry Charlie. I'd rather eat long pig than die!

45eaf1688c1baf31d687a382b78f451f

(502)

on April 30, 2012
at 01:44 AM

In that case...I'd start with the Amish.

10cadc0a2dff90c849c6d088832be324

(741)

on April 30, 2012
at 01:43 AM

Ahh... Careful!! Vegans are grainfed. It's the "healthier" diet don't you know? On the bright side they'll be easier to outrun!

A65499f2f8c65602881550fe309cd48c

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on April 30, 2012
at 01:26 AM

I'm with Sunny :)

B9a579a02921868db5098bfa99f8221c

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on April 30, 2012
at 12:08 AM

would SAD people be like CAFO meat? not optimal, but cheaper and more readily available?

B9a579a02921868db5098bfa99f8221c

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on April 30, 2012
at 12:05 AM

i guess i would look for paleos i suppose.

26b0f1261d1a0d916825bd0deeb96a21

(5798)

on April 30, 2012
at 12:01 AM

Lack of livestock, they have all escaped. Humans are easy to catch.

26b0f1261d1a0d916825bd0deeb96a21

(5798)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:56 PM

Yeah, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

26b0f1261d1a0d916825bd0deeb96a21

(5798)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:53 PM

who is trying to close this? They shall be gobbled first!

22fcea5ec4415ff2238c663324aca40f

(556)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:53 PM

They have tanned skin and are harder to catch

26b0f1261d1a0d916825bd0deeb96a21

(5798)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:51 PM

Good call, but how to tell the grassfed ones?

E95216c62a14d21c371fcbf2fed8469b

(1867)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:46 PM

Guess it'd be like the beginning of The Stand.

A4216f1b1e1f5ab3815bd91700905081

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on April 29, 2012
at 11:43 PM

I was gonna comment, but it turned out way too disturbing. :)

78cb3c4f70de5db2adb52b6b9671894b

(5519)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:41 PM

Isn't wheat a type of grass?

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on April 29, 2012
at 11:41 PM

Duh! Braaaiiiiinnsssss!!!

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B9a579a02921868db5098bfa99f8221c

on April 29, 2012
at 11:28 PM

organic, free range humans.

26b0f1261d1a0d916825bd0deeb96a21

(5798)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:51 PM

Good call, but how to tell the grassfed ones?

22fcea5ec4415ff2238c663324aca40f

(556)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:53 PM

They have tanned skin and are harder to catch

B9a579a02921868db5098bfa99f8221c

(748)

on April 30, 2012
at 12:05 AM

i guess i would look for paleos i suppose.

9
C7bea2b4a21affa567a4405c69c45715

on April 30, 2012
at 12:01 AM

Vegans. The grassfed little bastards. :)

52af669cec3e4d2a2b414faea3de2877

(547)

on April 30, 2012
at 04:52 AM

Raw vegans! Problem solved.

10cadc0a2dff90c849c6d088832be324

(741)

on April 30, 2012
at 01:43 AM

Ahh... Careful!! Vegans are grainfed. It's the "healthier" diet don't you know? On the bright side they'll be easier to outrun!

8508fec4bae4a580d1e1b807058fee8e

(6259)

on May 29, 2012
at 01:01 AM

I don't think so - there omega 6:3 ratio would probably suck and they might be too fatty or too lean ...

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78cb3c4f70de5db2adb52b6b9671894b

on April 30, 2012
at 12:27 AM

My mom and her boyfriend went crazy with canned goods when there was that "Y2K" fear. We got a battery operated portable stove and lots and lots and lots of canned food like tuna, potatoes, peas (not paleo, but eh, whatever), water, and juices. LOTS of it. I'd be hiding out in my mom's basement, eating tuna and drinking mini tomato juice cans...and reading with a cat on my lap and drinking some tea.

Plus, I'm pretty sure all the stores wouldn't mind if I helped myself to some nice food while you guys are all out eating each other. Hey, more food for me.

I'm going to keep my doors bolted to keep all you guys out.

A65499f2f8c65602881550fe309cd48c

(3501)

on April 30, 2012
at 01:26 AM

I'm with Sunny :)

8634d4988ced45a68e2a79e69cc01835

(1617)

on April 30, 2012
at 02:29 AM

If it's me or you, and I think I can take you? Sorry Charlie. I'd rather eat long pig than die!

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:29 AM

Totally with you on this, Sunny. I wonder if there's zombie repellent? Hmm...

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Fd1c5e35538fbe2ea5eccb8acd7ae546

(496)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:56 PM

Well,I like my meat marbelled,crossfitters won't do.

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5e36f73c3f95eb4ea13a009f4936449f

(8280)

on April 30, 2012
at 12:37 AM

Humans are the last thing you'd want to eat. Asides from all the diseases we carry and are more than happy enough to give to each other, you'd be adding on the possibility of zombie virus carriers infecting you by eating them...

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 30, 2012
at 04:14 AM

Not true - there are like a lot of humans and one would probably last you a week or even more.

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8ccd884afc71bb179236a21f272af66d

on April 30, 2012
at 12:10 AM

Sadly girls would be tastier and less stinky than guys--so would be hiding not hunting

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 30, 2012
at 04:14 AM

OMG - I never thought of it... Thanks for the tip!

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A1a7413b99e03bc77f02d95c4170ea43

on April 29, 2012
at 11:34 PM

That's what I'd say. Grass-fed humans only. Well, grass-and-meat-fed. ;)

78cb3c4f70de5db2adb52b6b9671894b

(5519)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:41 PM

Isn't wheat a type of grass?

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on May 29, 2012
at 12:19 AM

Nell Stephenson fits that bill. I'd eat her.

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on June 02, 2012
at 09:21 PM

Nell Stephenson fits that bill. I'd like to eat her.

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on April 29, 2012
at 11:29 PM

Considering the nature of my last question, I'd be a picky zombie eater and would say zombie beef rib eye.

*EDIT: HAHA oh we're supposed to be cannibals. Okay um, I guess I'd eat other Paleo people. Ooh! Or maybe the Inuit. Y'all know why.

B9a579a02921868db5098bfa99f8221c

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on April 30, 2012
at 12:08 AM

would SAD people be like CAFO meat? not optimal, but cheaper and more readily available?

1
E8dd83fe24a0879d8b16ab4ca92b72dd

(1307)

on June 02, 2012
at 09:27 PM

People flare up my GERD/IBS.

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1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

on May 29, 2012
at 12:14 AM

I would definitely eat a human being. Brains first, and preferably a brunette with a nice body- maybe a model.

1
8292546789ca48c32ead34c6e884d059

on April 30, 2012
at 01:12 AM

groaaaaaaaaaaaan Braaaaaains! Braaaains are Paaaaaaleooooooo

1
57fe410364322da1273494ded305c742

on April 30, 2012
at 12:26 AM

MMMMMMMMM BRAINS!

1
5759bd89db5f73cabe0a6e8f8e6e1cb9

(1467)

on April 30, 2012
at 12:05 AM

Depends on which humans had the best omega 6 to omega 3 ratio.

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45eaf1688c1baf31d687a382b78f451f

on April 29, 2012
at 11:57 PM

So...if I'm not a zombie...what would be my motivation to eat people?

45eaf1688c1baf31d687a382b78f451f

(502)

on April 30, 2012
at 01:44 AM

In that case...I'd start with the Amish.

26b0f1261d1a0d916825bd0deeb96a21

(5798)

on April 30, 2012
at 12:01 AM

Lack of livestock, they have all escaped. Humans are easy to catch.

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:31 AM

OMG LOL. Heather, I couldn't help but crack up with your response to Lyndsay...

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9f54852ea376e8e416356f547611e052

(2957)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:44 PM

Isn't cannibalism kinda like the problem in the first place during a zombie apocalypse?

E95216c62a14d21c371fcbf2fed8469b

(1867)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:46 PM

Guess it'd be like the beginning of The Stand.

26b0f1261d1a0d916825bd0deeb96a21

(5798)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:56 PM

Yeah, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

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1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

on June 02, 2012
at 09:24 PM

I would definitely eat a human being. Brains first, and preferably a brunette with a nice body- maybe a model.

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6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:36 AM

I think I'd somehow steal a huge yacht, stock it with a bunch of necessities, etc... and wind up in the middle of crap-nowhere in the ocean and anchor down. Once my canned goods run out, I'll fish in the sea. I'd even have a little topside garden on deck.

Other than that, if things really started to get rough out there, I'd hightail it to the nearest mostly excluded tribe I could find that wouldn't be affected by the virus because of their lack of interaction with outsiders.

I mean, you now... providing the tribe wasn't a bunch of cannibals.

And I guess I should learn how to swim, first...

EDIT: Oh, and I should probably learn how to sail a yacht...

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

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on May 01, 2012
at 01:59 PM

You have quite the sense of humour. :)

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 09, 2012
at 08:05 AM

Hehe, thanks. I try. :P

2fd93e91bb14e641a2bac9c6033e84e2

(1614)

on May 09, 2012
at 03:37 PM

Zombies don't need air to breathe, they will totally walk right into the ocean and can pull themselves up the rope of your anchor....

0
07243c7700483a67386049f7b67d90a4

on April 30, 2012
at 04:40 PM

I wonder if pretty people taste better and is it a bit gay eating guy? A zombie apocalypse is so confusing, maybe it would be better to raid a off licence and drug dealer and just 'have at it'

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:40 AM

Pretty people are doused in silicons, dyes, synthetic hair, inedible implants, and Xanax. They probably don't taste better. Lol.

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77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 30, 2012
at 06:28 AM

would you turn cannibal?

Yes. I don't live in one of those imaginary places where there are abundant fruits and nuts readily available year round. I've never seen any fruit or nuts growing wild here. Wild meat is also very scarce here. That leaves humans as the only real source of food.
I don't know whether I would eat the weak or my competitors first

6ec8d30130a6fb274871314533b5536b

(581)

on May 01, 2012
at 06:40 AM

So... I *don't* want to be your neighbor? >.>

0
C836b2644e7319bb957fbb794a97708e

on April 30, 2012
at 12:07 AM

Becoming a zombie would be more paleo lol

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3846a3b61bc9051e4baebdef62e58c52

(18635)

on April 30, 2012
at 12:02 AM

Humans are too high on the food chain and suffer from massive bioaccumulation of toxins. Also most have been bred in captivity. Stick to vegetarian or free range paleo fed first off.....vegetarian are preferable cause they will be weaker and slower than their omnivorous pale/primal counterparts.....avoid consuming the SAD eaters as the fat is rancid and high in oxidized O6.

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E95216c62a14d21c371fcbf2fed8469b

(1867)

on April 29, 2012
at 11:46 PM

Enough animals around and weeds to eat...I'd die first then come back and EAT YOU!!!! (this thread is weird lol)

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