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can we make a "sh*t paleo people say" youtube video?

Answered on September 12, 2014
Created January 06, 2012 at 12:44 PM

many of you may be aware of the "shit girls say" youtube video that spawned dozens of knockoffs. there's a "shit vegans say," so i think there should be a "shit paleo people say."

who's with me?

i'll start: "its not a diet, its a lifestyle."

F4a6fc9f0b701e12cdf2ad5dadaeb2dd

(360)

on March 03, 2013
at 10:31 PM

I never want sweet potato fries or corn tortillas.

D87cf7bb07cfc85acf7203c17065d239

(268)

on February 02, 2013
at 07:13 AM

I'm sure my boyfriend thinks that too

A3c56c85290f748410a6f340ddd552b3

(321)

on November 01, 2012
at 08:06 PM

lime juice, but yeah

3b3a449b6705e9ec8b141d0bd07c1a64

(1489)

on June 06, 2012
at 06:24 PM

How much coffee do you add to your morning cream? HAHAHAH YES!

9205855633f4d88fd78339aad4fc54ff

on March 16, 2012
at 01:43 AM

yeah on of the closest to paleo community might be "Sh*t Barefoot Runners Say" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPdb7ZDJKS4). He has done also the other side: "Sh*t Runners Say To Barefoot Runners" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erorsuyJKiQ), so we might think about a "shit people say to paleo-people" too.

9205855633f4d88fd78339aad4fc54ff

on March 16, 2012
at 01:26 AM

c'mon that shark is on a budget, cut her some slack on the grain-fed (human) meat.

Ebcbbdcb8b727e69e06eaa102d49a84c

(1804)

on March 15, 2012
at 06:50 PM

Yes, i'd LOVE to cowpool! :)

B61f6513a155cd874b42efdad55312f6

(231)

on March 15, 2012
at 06:31 PM

"is it grass fed?" "I only eat grass fed" "I only eat local"

Ebcbbdcb8b727e69e06eaa102d49a84c

(1804)

on February 09, 2012
at 08:48 PM

LOL @ 99% dark chocolate - that's rough!!

246ebf68e35743f62e5e187891b9cba0

(21420)

on February 09, 2012
at 08:42 PM

Coffee is not a "bean" it is the seed-core of a fruit (like a cherry/plum).

06325b762f78a2b8aaa977161cca4a1f

(539)

on January 18, 2012
at 04:06 AM

I suppose you could say the same thing to the shark

B8592e62f9804ddabae73c1103d6bcb9

(1956)

on January 09, 2012
at 07:41 PM

Lol, shark.....

Bbaeb252415d6123214e1b98c17117ac

(414)

on January 07, 2012
at 01:10 PM

There is a Paleo Reddit! Thank you! =)

D5a4ff096a452a84a772efa0e6bc626e

(2486)

on January 07, 2012
at 06:33 AM

+1 for "wine or cider"

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on January 07, 2012
at 05:27 AM

I don't know what to say other then 'Like'

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(2301)

on January 07, 2012
at 12:51 AM

Lol at working on liking 99% chocolate. I went through that.

Bfddc0ab925c8ea0e0c2e87198514907

on January 06, 2012
at 11:38 PM

I believe it too. It's one of my favourite controversial dinner table statements.

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:36 PM

I paid 11 thousand dollars to hear "Avoid eating any fat whatsoever"

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:33 PM

Agreed. Those damn tubes up my nose cost 11 thousand dollars, and I'm only 24 years old.

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:26 PM

A lot of times I feel like asking on Paleohacks: "Before Paleo, I would snack on plain popcorn for hours on end. What kind of Paleo snacks can I eat? Nutrition doesn't matter, I'm not hungry, I just need something in my mouth!"

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:25 PM

A lot of times I feel like "Before Paleo, I would snack on plain popcorn for hours on end. What kind of Paleo snacks can I eat? Nutrition doesn't matter, I just need something in my mouth!"

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:23 PM

Also, I really love brontosaurus, they're lovely creatures, but I'm really tempted to taste the egg... it better be a female.. That way I can have my cake and eat it too.

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:22 PM

Where can I buy a brontosaurus egg? And an incubator big enough for it?

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:03 PM

You go girlfriend!

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:01 PM

Coffee = bean, right? Do you also eat other beans? Goats also eat bark (they can digest fiber, we can't)

1da74185531d6d4c7182fb9ee417f97f

(10904)

on January 06, 2012
at 10:59 PM

to the "yea I'd like 4 dozen eggs" I would add "No i don't have a big family.. just me and fido"

F5f742cc9228eb5804114d0f3be4e587

(7660)

on January 06, 2012
at 10:25 PM

Ditto, co-signed.

293ba4c95d190bc616b27d85b10d705a

(661)

on January 06, 2012
at 10:18 PM

these are great

293ba4c95d190bc616b27d85b10d705a

(661)

on January 06, 2012
at 10:15 PM

i've said the apple one!! *hides*

7841848bd0c27c64353c583fb7971242

(7275)

on January 06, 2012
at 09:09 PM

I think I've said that exact thing to my boss (only it was for 50lbs of beef).

7841848bd0c27c64353c583fb7971242

(7275)

on January 06, 2012
at 09:08 PM

*"I have a beard because it grows there naturally"* ... Love this

7841848bd0c27c64353c583fb7971242

(7275)

on January 06, 2012
at 09:06 PM

Nice shoes... *(This joke may only be funny for people of a certain age, I'm not sure.)*

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on January 06, 2012
at 07:32 PM

Sure it is. You don't really think the legendary goatherd that saw his goats getting high on coffee berries was the first human to spot an animal eating them, do you? OK, case settled. **sips coffee contentedly**

Ccdf3fbcaec76e025ff94d03cc4daf9a

(536)

on January 06, 2012
at 07:05 PM

LOL! I'm sure my boyfriend would agree with you

A942dbc90fe12f7f90744a68f9f223e2

(249)

on January 06, 2012
at 06:18 PM

You're so naughty ;-)

7c9f81d68c78de1a31eab9c91c17b4b8

on January 06, 2012
at 06:11 PM

Ahhh ha ha ha. That's even better.

Bfddc0ab925c8ea0e0c2e87198514907

on January 06, 2012
at 05:57 PM

"Sunscreen causes cancer"

273729a18d2f18903815d2644a4d64de

(1683)

on January 06, 2012
at 05:56 PM

Coffee beans grow in nature. Justification enough for me.

Fc891327db916c10347b008acde0daca

(1022)

on January 06, 2012
at 04:04 PM

lol´d at the potato chip :D

Fc891327db916c10347b008acde0daca

(1022)

on January 06, 2012
at 04:04 PM

lol´d at the potatoe chip :D

246ebf68e35743f62e5e187891b9cba0

(21420)

on January 06, 2012
at 02:55 PM

Counter question: does any paleo dieter that drinks coffee care? :-)

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41 Answers

35
4de8f1be3ed89b2b0de3463349fb1737

(964)

on January 06, 2012
at 07:39 PM

To sick friend: "Have you considered switching up your diet?"

To overweight friend: "Have you considered switching up your diet?"

To underperforming friend: "Have you considered switching up your diet?"

To depressed friend: "Have you considered switching up your diet?"

To friend being attacked by a shark: "Have you considered switching up your diet?"

B8592e62f9804ddabae73c1103d6bcb9

(1956)

on January 09, 2012
at 07:41 PM

Lol, shark.....

06325b762f78a2b8aaa977161cca4a1f

(539)

on January 18, 2012
at 04:06 AM

I suppose you could say the same thing to the shark

9205855633f4d88fd78339aad4fc54ff

on March 16, 2012
at 01:26 AM

c'mon that shark is on a budget, cut her some slack on the grain-fed (human) meat.

34
A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on January 06, 2012
at 03:13 PM

Is three bunches of kale enough?

I'm so inflammed! Can you pass me some fish oil?

I am SO building a fire pit!

Did you have your D tested yet?

Oh my god, I am SO missing the sun!

He's like so cute, in a pasty, kind of vegan way.

What do you mean insulin doesn't make you fat? It does too, bitch!

Hey, it's part of my frickin' 20%, okay? [whilst scarfing potato chips] And potatoes are a safe starch!

But I read where Kurt Harris and John Durant both ate a cookie.

Last week I was primal, this week I'm whole 30, next week I'm gonna try Ray Peat.

I'm 'bout to go ham.

Fc891327db916c10347b008acde0daca

(1022)

on January 06, 2012
at 04:04 PM

lol´d at the potato chip :D

Fc891327db916c10347b008acde0daca

(1022)

on January 06, 2012
at 04:04 PM

lol´d at the potatoe chip :D

22
4d6aa1a676240b15dc569ff8ade0500f

(2546)

on January 06, 2012
at 09:17 PM

can you pass me the kerrygold? oh, and the coconut oil?

what do you mean i can't climb this tree?!

yea, i'd like 4 dozen eggs.

i'm trying the 'safe-starch'-thing right now.

what do you mean you stay on the treadmill for 45 minutes?!

sex is considered 'play,' right?

no, thanks. i'm doing my weekly 24-hour fast.

my omegas are totally out of balance right now.

do you mind if i grab that log?

i'm working on liking the 99% dark chocolate.

you need to read this success story!

Medium avatar

(2301)

on January 07, 2012
at 12:51 AM

Lol at working on liking 99% chocolate. I went through that.

F5f742cc9228eb5804114d0f3be4e587

(7660)

on January 06, 2012
at 10:25 PM

Ditto, co-signed.

293ba4c95d190bc616b27d85b10d705a

(661)

on January 06, 2012
at 10:18 PM

these are great

1da74185531d6d4c7182fb9ee417f97f

(10904)

on January 06, 2012
at 10:59 PM

to the "yea I'd like 4 dozen eggs" I would add "No i don't have a big family.. just me and fido"

Ebcbbdcb8b727e69e06eaa102d49a84c

(1804)

on February 09, 2012
at 08:48 PM

LOL @ 99% dark chocolate - that's rough!!

15
273729a18d2f18903815d2644a4d64de

(1683)

on January 06, 2012
at 05:53 PM

Person 1 (in the process of transitioning from SAD to Paleo):

Q: "I'm so hungry all the time! I just want bread and pasta! How did you do it?!"

Paleo Person

A: "Just keep putting nuts and meat in your mouth"

Ohhh....the innuendo ;]

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:25 PM

A lot of times I feel like "Before Paleo, I would snack on plain popcorn for hours on end. What kind of Paleo snacks can I eat? Nutrition doesn't matter, I just need something in my mouth!"

A942dbc90fe12f7f90744a68f9f223e2

(249)

on January 06, 2012
at 06:18 PM

You're so naughty ;-)

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:26 PM

A lot of times I feel like asking on Paleohacks: "Before Paleo, I would snack on plain popcorn for hours on end. What kind of Paleo snacks can I eat? Nutrition doesn't matter, I'm not hungry, I just need something in my mouth!"

15
64433a05384cd9717c1aa6bf7e98b661

(15236)

on January 06, 2012
at 04:31 PM

'What kind of offal do you eat?'

'Are there grains in this?'

'Is __ paleo?'

'How can I consume more fat?'

'Are 6 eggs/day enough?'

'What's your favorite bone broth?'

'She's probably a vegan'

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1ec4e7ca085b7f8d5821529653e1e35a

(5506)

on January 06, 2012
at 04:28 PM

Having problems with pooping?skin?love?the moon?

eat more fat!

13
7255a87872b75e6f691d84dca769b87e

on January 06, 2012
at 08:57 PM

"Can I leave early? I have 30 pounds of grass fed beef sitting on my doorstep and I don't want it to spoil." ^True story.

7841848bd0c27c64353c583fb7971242

(7275)

on January 06, 2012
at 09:09 PM

I think I've said that exact thing to my boss (only it was for 50lbs of beef).

13
76a19667003d645795b08f8d0fe5e9bb

on January 06, 2012
at 03:45 PM

My girl went Paleo and all I got was this lousy lettuce wrap.

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:03 PM

You go girlfriend!

Ccdf3fbcaec76e025ff94d03cc4daf9a

(536)

on January 06, 2012
at 07:05 PM

LOL! I'm sure my boyfriend would agree with you

D87cf7bb07cfc85acf7203c17065d239

(268)

on February 02, 2013
at 07:13 AM

I'm sure my boyfriend thinks that too

13
Fc891327db916c10347b008acde0daca

(1022)

on January 06, 2012
at 02:29 PM

Do you have heavy cream for my coffee? Yeah, the real HEAVY one.

Please without the Rice, but more Veggies/Meat!

Yeah, one CAN live without the f*cking bread.

Nope, whole grains are evil, too. Very sorry.

12
4779440d56982a21fd23d695316a11dc

on January 06, 2012
at 10:19 PM

Does does this have enough fat?

How many pounds of meat you eat per day?

How much coffee do you add to your morning cream?

Can I get that with some extra butter on the side?

What to do with extra egg whites? I only eat the yolks...

Anyone want to cowpool?

Ebcbbdcb8b727e69e06eaa102d49a84c

(1804)

on March 15, 2012
at 06:50 PM

Yes, i'd LOVE to cowpool! :)

3b3a449b6705e9ec8b141d0bd07c1a64

(1489)

on June 06, 2012
at 06:24 PM

How much coffee do you add to your morning cream? HAHAHAH YES!

12
96440612cf0fcf366bf5ad8f776fca84

(19413)

on January 06, 2012
at 04:38 PM

No, I said a Norcal Margarita. Yes, with real lemon juice, and loads of tequila. No, don't sweeten it, yes, I do like it like that.

A3c56c85290f748410a6f340ddd552b3

(321)

on November 01, 2012
at 08:06 PM

lime juice, but yeah

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9d43f6873107e17ca4d1a5055aa7a2ad

on January 06, 2012
at 03:49 PM

Don't eat that! I hear it has lectins and they are totally bad news!

Dude, that apple has tons of fructose. If you don't eat high-fructose corn syrup, you shouldn't be eating that apple.

(BTW these are both based stuff I've seen posted on the paleo reddit, which is full of bros for some reason)

Bbaeb252415d6123214e1b98c17117ac

(414)

on January 07, 2012
at 01:10 PM

There is a Paleo Reddit! Thank you! =)

293ba4c95d190bc616b27d85b10d705a

(661)

on January 06, 2012
at 10:15 PM

i've said the apple one!! *hides*

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Df7cf48be85c91165f9f39f1fe462e41

on January 06, 2012
at 11:06 PM

Broke Paleo: "Will work for MEAT". Married Paleo: "Come on honey, let's go sexercise". Hangover Paleo: "I feel like crap, where's the meat/bacon?" Paleo Pregnancy announcement: "We have a roast in the oven!" Skanky Paleo: "I'm so easy, a caveman could do me"

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on January 07, 2012
at 05:27 AM

I don't know what to say other then 'Like'

11
81cf1892bafcdfa38779f4b9b488198d

(606)

on January 06, 2012
at 02:33 PM

Life isn't always sunshine and slow-cooked meat

10
96440612cf0fcf366bf5ad8f776fca84

(19413)

on January 06, 2012
at 04:44 PM

Are those Vibrams on your feet, or are you just happy to see me?

7841848bd0c27c64353c583fb7971242

(7275)

on January 06, 2012
at 09:06 PM

Nice shoes... *(This joke may only be funny for people of a certain age, I'm not sure.)*

8
293ba4c95d190bc616b27d85b10d705a

(661)

on January 06, 2012
at 01:44 PM

YOU DONT NEED SUPPLEMENTS YOU CAN GET IT ALL FROM FOOD

8
6609ec9f8d3ab67305bbf81cfbf68be5

on January 06, 2012
at 01:38 PM

"Is it grass-fed, organic?"

B61f6513a155cd874b42efdad55312f6

(231)

on March 15, 2012
at 06:31 PM

"is it grass fed?" "I only eat grass fed" "I only eat local"

7
1da74185531d6d4c7182fb9ee417f97f

on January 06, 2012
at 09:32 PM

Yes I want heavy whipping cream in my coffee. No, not half and half. Heavy cream. (to SB barista)

Excuse me, but do you serve real butter at this restaurant? I'm allergic to margarine.

(to friend whos complaining about colds) "Would you like some Bone broth? I have a whole freezer full. You best get on a. Vitamin d regimin too! "

"Is lamb shank or sweet potato a good first food for my 6 month old?"

7
Bfddc0ab925c8ea0e0c2e87198514907

on January 06, 2012
at 05:39 PM

"That's not food"

At least that's what I say. A lot.

"Tubers are Paleo. Coz I said so. Anyway, I'm part Latin American."

"Wine or cider?"

"Where are the sea vegetables?"

"I have a beard because it grows there naturally"

"You'd look great in a loincloth"

"Wanna ride the brontosaurus?"

"I don't have a club, exactly, but maybe this will do..."

"Let's go on a forest holiday"

"Let's go fishing"

"I can't believe it's illegal to hunt with a bow and arrow"

"Have you read Walden"?

7841848bd0c27c64353c583fb7971242

(7275)

on January 06, 2012
at 09:08 PM

*"I have a beard because it grows there naturally"* ... Love this

D5a4ff096a452a84a772efa0e6bc626e

(2486)

on January 07, 2012
at 06:33 AM

+1 for "wine or cider"

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:22 PM

Where can I buy a brontosaurus egg? And an incubator big enough for it?

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:23 PM

Also, I really love brontosaurus, they're lovely creatures, but I'm really tempted to taste the egg... it better be a female.. That way I can have my cake and eat it too.

7
76ecae8a243b4e152a8dd6e8754f9628

(85)

on January 06, 2012
at 01:29 PM

Great idea!

  • "is coffee paleo?"

246ebf68e35743f62e5e187891b9cba0

(21420)

on January 06, 2012
at 02:55 PM

Counter question: does any paleo dieter that drinks coffee care? :-)

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on January 06, 2012
at 07:32 PM

Sure it is. You don't really think the legendary goatherd that saw his goats getting high on coffee berries was the first human to spot an animal eating them, do you? OK, case settled. **sips coffee contentedly**

273729a18d2f18903815d2644a4d64de

(1683)

on January 06, 2012
at 05:56 PM

Coffee beans grow in nature. Justification enough for me.

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:01 PM

Coffee = bean, right? Do you also eat other beans? Goats also eat bark (they can digest fiber, we can't)

246ebf68e35743f62e5e187891b9cba0

(21420)

on February 09, 2012
at 08:42 PM

Coffee is not a "bean" it is the seed-core of a fruit (like a cherry/plum).

6
Dc5144de5078c44a2b106ff25778fd3d

on January 06, 2012
at 09:31 PM

It's not THAT expensive--compared to prescriptions and tubes out your nose.

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:36 PM

I paid 11 thousand dollars to hear "Avoid eating any fat whatsoever"

19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 06, 2012
at 11:33 PM

Agreed. Those damn tubes up my nose cost 11 thousand dollars, and I'm only 24 years old.

6
A942dbc90fe12f7f90744a68f9f223e2

(249)

on January 06, 2012
at 01:52 PM

Grok no eat grains. Grains bad.

5
19acef0aed67ef8dc1118d8e74edb349

(2954)

on January 07, 2012
at 04:58 AM

A group eating a meal at a restaurant or dinner party, or maybe I see some strangers sitting at a table:

Luisa: Oh, I see you're not eating those bones, can I have them? Thanks.
Luisa places bones in her purse to make bone stock later.

5
7cab5a1f1fd48c3cc4938ab824fdb52e

on January 06, 2012
at 07:23 PM

Please Pass the Bacon

5
7c9f81d68c78de1a31eab9c91c17b4b8

on January 06, 2012
at 05:52 PM

No. I don't want any sunscreen--I'm trying to lower my intake of fish oil in the sunny months.

Bfddc0ab925c8ea0e0c2e87198514907

on January 06, 2012
at 05:57 PM

"Sunscreen causes cancer"

7c9f81d68c78de1a31eab9c91c17b4b8

on January 06, 2012
at 06:11 PM

Ahhh ha ha ha. That's even better.

Bfddc0ab925c8ea0e0c2e87198514907

on January 06, 2012
at 11:38 PM

I believe it too. It's one of my favourite controversial dinner table statements.

5
956bcad1d462d433a4e1e22f6e3355d5

(1191)

on January 06, 2012
at 03:47 PM

I'm in this for the long run

4
361bc16cfdad25411a6f93e10c45aadc

on January 06, 2012
at 07:19 PM

Can I kill it, heat it, eat it?

3
28cad9aee639c751325e644321274e8a

on January 19, 2013
at 05:16 PM

"Canola oil? I can like taste the oxidation. Who eats this stuff?"

"I don't even miss junk food anymore... Is that a paleo donut??"

3
62442eec80b7d248ccfa08f98f736748

on March 16, 2012
at 12:14 AM

Here's a one for you:

n=1

3
D0952bfcc8728e24d32049dc9513b7a0

on March 15, 2012
at 06:12 PM

to boss: "I'd like a standing desk."

3
C81584485191992f223487e808dfed38

on January 06, 2012
at 10:51 PM

"you think they sell fish oil capsules in 50 gallon drums?"

2
29b5da4bf662cd35c5a512d804d11589

on March 15, 2012
at 03:12 PM

These are a few I inadvertently say to family and friends:

"Pay the farmer not the doctor" or the variant "Would you rather pay the farmer or pay the doctor?"

"Bread is evil"

Do you want to lose weight? Stop eating bread and pasta.

Do you want to control your cholesterol? Stop eating bread and pasta.

Do you want to control your diabetes? Stop eating bread and pasta.

Do you have high blood pressure? Stop eating bread and pasta.

To everyone that constantly asks me how I've lost 35 lbs? I eat lots of meat and fat.

2
5e5ff249c9161b8cd96d7eff6043bc3a

(4713)

on February 09, 2012
at 08:11 PM

Is that salmon/mahi/cod/steak wild caught or farm raised?

You know saying something is all natural doesn't mean anything right?

Check out my sexy new fermenter.

Is that cooked in butter/bacon?

Can I have some butter/bacon for this?

Give me more butter/bacon!

Psh, keep running on that treadmill and being at double digit body fat, psh.

Just IF it.

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on February 09, 2012
at 08:45 PM

We could all make video clips and email to someone - to put together for a youtube video!!!

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on February 09, 2012
at 05:57 PM

-Juice? -No thank you That shit will kill you!!!

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on January 13, 2012
at 05:18 PM

"How did you do that?"
with blank expression as if obvious "I'm a caveman."

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on March 03, 2013
at 07:53 PM

Paleo people don't say:

Let's eat Italian.

I wish there was more rice in this sushi.

Who's Robb Wolf?

I hope someone asks me about quinoa today.

What's Crossfit?

They have no idea about paleo? I'd love to eat at their house.

It's really fun at first.

The restaraunt staff is happy we're here.

I only want one egg.

I only want one serving.

I'd rather be a vegan.

I wish tofu was paleo.

We ate two hours ago, Im not really hungry.

I can't remember the last time I had bacon.

First gluten exposure in 2 months, I feel great!

I'm 50% paleo.

I miss soybeans.

You're diet sounds healthier than mine.

You've tried paleo a dozen times?, I'm sure you'll stick with it this time.

Can I have flour instead of corn tortillas?

I hang out with my pre-paleo friends just as much now.

This protein style burger isn't messy at all.

I don't want sweet potato fries.

I haven't run my dishwasher in a while.

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(360)

on March 03, 2013
at 10:31 PM

I never want sweet potato fries or corn tortillas.

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on January 19, 2013
at 06:31 PM

"Can I marry bacon?...have they made that legal yet?"

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(748)

on January 19, 2013
at 05:35 PM

Other person: OHEMGEE you just ate a pound of meat! Me: And I'm sexy and I know it (and I look better than you ;)

Other person: Bread doesn't make you fat, it's calories Me: Haha! Oh wait- your serious huh?

Other person: Your don't eat carbs? Me: No, I eat vegetables like a MOFO

Other person: looks at ingredients in the store OHHELLNO! There's SO much fat in this looks at you I'm trying to lose weight Me: walks away We can't be friends

Other person: at a friends house, they're making pancakes Want some? Me: Um no thanks... do you possibly have like 12 oz sirlion steak?

Other person: I don't believe grains are bad for you, I'm relatively healthy Me: WELL GOOD THE FUCK FOR YOU...

:)

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on January 19, 2013
at 05:28 PM

'try it, it will help you, i swear!!'

'yes i'm 20, i live on my own and i don't spend all my money on booze and partying but ony veggies and meat'

'where is this meat from? i mean, what were those cows fed? how were their living conditions? how do you not know??"'

'you know you are eating pure crap right know?'

'bitch i read about nutrition ALL day long i know BETTER THAN YOU!'

0
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on January 06, 2012
at 03:51 PM

It's not a diet! It's a lifestyle.

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