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Where can I buy a Uranium supplement?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created January 30, 2013 at 7:53 PM

I've been noticing some respiratory issues lately, mostly due to the change in temperature and barometric pressure. I haven't been able to buy liver lately so I've been a bit more mineral deficient than usual. I'm feeling a bit deficient in several of the elements on the periodic table. I already have a Magnesium, Chromium Picolinate, and Zinc Methionine supplements. I take a multi as well, which contains Vanadium, which is probably one of the least useful minerals for us. I'd like another mineral supplement in there. Not much opportunity for fresh shellfish around here, otherwise I'd just eat the mussels and oysters for minerals.

I've looked on VitaminShoppe and in Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and other various online nutritional supplement stores. Couldn't find any quality uranium supplements.

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on January 30, 2013
at 09:39 PM

Did you mean Borat?

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on January 30, 2013
at 09:36 PM

You could always visit Chernobyl and pick some up for free, it'd last you many lifetimes...

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on January 30, 2013
at 09:16 PM

I had to check. This is the first usage of the tag "uranium".

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on January 30, 2013
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It's kind of sad how I didn't immediately recognize this question as a joke. The best sarcasm rides that line I guess, +1.

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on January 30, 2013
at 08:00 PM

Listening to your body at its best!

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D1d9b0d839144b72b5f5dae893a686d3

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on January 30, 2013
at 09:02 PM

Kazakhstan. Ask for Boris.

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on January 30, 2013
at 09:39 PM

Did you mean Borat?

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on January 30, 2013
at 09:00 PM

I'm sorry that my answer will probably not be very helpful. I made a few phone calls inquiring about yellowcake, but I was finally referred to agent Smart, who said he would have to get back to me as he was attending some concert.

On the other hand, I can offer you a stay in my basement which has been tested to have above normal levels of radon.

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