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Do you swear and curse like a paleo-person?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created July 03, 2011 at 8:15 PM

I heard someone use 'oh, sugar' as a cleaned up version of 'oh, sh$t'...

With a sense of glee, I decided then to start swearing as if sugar really was sh$t.

'wow, he sure is full of sugar!' OR 'sugar-for-brains'

And a side temptation to call some one a 'wheat head' instead of meat-head... Cause I like being a meat-head!

What other paleo style wordplay and curse words can you give me???

Edit: I might need to stop using "SWEET!" as an exclamation...

Af1d286f0fd5c3949f59b4edf4d892f5

(18452)

on November 18, 2011
at 06:17 AM

wow it looks like I had a really nice time with this one. I went straight bonkers.

7e746be2f0e550a8cd7df881322ae705

(18701)

on July 22, 2011
at 02:27 PM

Well, you got my vote. :p

50637dfd7dc7a7e811d82283f4f5fd10

(5838)

on July 21, 2011
at 05:50 PM

He did say wordplay ;)

7e746be2f0e550a8cd7df881322ae705

(18701)

on July 21, 2011
at 05:46 PM

*Snort* I think that goes in the Paleo Pick Up lines thread! http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines#axzz1Skqh5lyx

16e617676c5ac710e5235e0b773edc0b

(2640)

on July 19, 2011
at 11:33 PM

wow, just wow. I absolutely love it.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on July 05, 2011
at 01:52 AM

sugarphrenic protards (processed food -tards)

Cbb1134f8e93067d1271c97bb2e15ef6

on July 04, 2011
at 03:01 AM

+1 - love it! HAHAHA!

Cbb1134f8e93067d1271c97bb2e15ef6

on July 04, 2011
at 03:00 AM

And +1 for you, Josh!

Cbb1134f8e93067d1271c97bb2e15ef6

on July 04, 2011
at 03:00 AM

Oooooooh YES! HAHAHAHA!

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 11:53 PM

Right - Thomas could take the trophy I suspect.

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 11:06 PM

You could also say Go Crossfit yourself. Or Crossfit off!

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:57 PM

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:23 PM

"Gluten ghoul" - is that a new name for Cookie Monster?)

B1fcaceba952861d0324bdb291edbbe0

(3159)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:14 PM

+1... dude ... have fun with this much? :p

B1fcaceba952861d0324bdb291edbbe0

(3159)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:13 PM

bahahahaha love it!

4ff24fb9a7d48305681487dfb8040a5e

(383)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:11 PM

Haha I like the way you think :) I'll try to use this :)

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 08:47 PM

oh wait, the "d" word is still there - oh well.

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 08:46 PM

Ha! Nice - I'm trying for something with "metabolically deraged."

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77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:08 PM

Grain-dammit

Sweet Saint Darwin of the Galapagos

You Darwin deselected dead-end!

Inflammation take you!

You shriveled neolithic

You farmagra landwhale

Gluten ghoul

Waddling McDonald's mayfly

Hand-mouth-brain dysfunction

Leaky wits syndrome

SAD personality disorder

sugar-powered snotling

Modern muffin-top momma

Fast (death) food

Human sacrifice food pyramid

FDA - Federal Destruction of America

Grain drain

Meatless moron

Vegan v*gina

Just another cuckolded grainslave

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on July 05, 2011
at 01:52 AM

sugarphrenic protards (processed food -tards)

B1fcaceba952861d0324bdb291edbbe0

(3159)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:14 PM

+1... dude ... have fun with this much? :p

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:23 PM

"Gluten ghoul" - is that a new name for Cookie Monster?)

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66974b2cb291799dcd661b7dec99a9e2

(11121)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:53 PM

Are you out of your metabolically deranged mind ?

Cbb1134f8e93067d1271c97bb2e15ef6

on July 04, 2011
at 03:00 AM

Oooooooh YES! HAHAHAHA!

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:57 PM

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cbb1134f8e93067d1271c97bb2e15ef6

on July 04, 2011
at 03:00 AM

And +1 for you, Josh!

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0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 08:42 PM

Dude I got so Leaky Gut - faced last night!

LorenCord-damn it!

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 08:47 PM

oh wait, the "d" word is still there - oh well.

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 11:06 PM

You could also say Go Crossfit yourself. Or Crossfit off!

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76f3ead3aa977d876bcf3331d35a36e9

(4620)

on July 04, 2011
at 02:38 AM

I occasionally refer to my ex as a neolithic agent of disease.

Cbb1134f8e93067d1271c97bb2e15ef6

on July 04, 2011
at 03:01 AM

+1 - love it! HAHAHA!

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0242b468fe1c97997749db416c92e7ed

(4528)

on July 04, 2011
at 01:39 AM

I've heard both "corn fed" and "white bread" used to describe a person who's painfully mundane and unsophisticated. Also someone who is content to go with the flow and never question the status quo.

Of course, "corn fed" has a double meaning for me now. I know way too many corn-fed people!

8
62f89aa727cf3ce77c36651347cabc14

(884)

on July 19, 2011
at 09:33 PM

Yo momma so fat she look like she was raised in a CAFO.

16e617676c5ac710e5235e0b773edc0b

(2640)

on July 19, 2011
at 11:33 PM

wow, just wow. I absolutely love it.

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06325b762f78a2b8aaa977161cca4a1f

(539)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:51 PM

When your bubble has been invaded: "get away, man. You're 'glu-cose' to me!"

5
Ed983a42344945b1ff70fd9597a23493

on July 03, 2011
at 08:45 PM

You're full of beans!

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 08:46 PM

Ha! Nice - I'm trying for something with "metabolically deraged."

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Af1d286f0fd5c3949f59b4edf4d892f5

(18452)

on July 21, 2011
at 05:10 PM

CANNED SPAMMIT you SON OF A BISCUIT! Flush the GHEE'd HAM toilet! That nasty MILK CHOCOLATE and SOYOILED OATS in that bowl makes me want to PORK CORN all over your SAD face. What?! You think I'm mean! Yah, NO FUDGIN SUGAR Sherlock! Listen here, shut your PIEHOLE, I'm gonna teach you a FRUCTIN LECTIN so you can get some MAYONNAISE. You better get your RANCID FAT arse over here and make me some sweet potatoes. You know if I don't get my TA-TAs I get all BPA'd up like a GRAIN PUFFED ASS*.

*donkey

Af1d286f0fd5c3949f59b4edf4d892f5

(18452)

on November 18, 2011
at 06:17 AM

wow it looks like I had a really nice time with this one. I went straight bonkers.

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Fa9f340eddbad9a544184c688fa4dcdd

(6433)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:57 PM

Another classic along the same lines as Adam's; "oh fudge!".

Also, a twist on an old favourite for those connoisseurs of old-school obscenity*; "Cross-fit with you Next Tuesday!".

*Paging Thomas Seay to the thread.

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 03, 2011
at 11:53 PM

Right - Thomas could take the trophy I suspect.

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7c9f81d68c78de1a31eab9c91c17b4b8

on February 24, 2012
at 02:57 AM

Soy of a bean!!!!

2
B3c62d89cd47b7d7209b6a99243d0ded

on February 24, 2012
at 02:50 AM

Bread-head. He's got a low-fat brain.

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50637dfd7dc7a7e811d82283f4f5fd10

(5838)

on July 21, 2011
at 05:16 PM

Hey girl, wanna try my nut cheese?

7e746be2f0e550a8cd7df881322ae705

(18701)

on July 21, 2011
at 05:46 PM

*Snort* I think that goes in the Paleo Pick Up lines thread! http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines#axzz1Skqh5lyx

50637dfd7dc7a7e811d82283f4f5fd10

(5838)

on July 21, 2011
at 05:50 PM

He did say wordplay ;)

7e746be2f0e550a8cd7df881322ae705

(18701)

on July 22, 2011
at 02:27 PM

Well, you got my vote. :p

2
F040035b2008ec80b205481afbd39ad4

on July 21, 2011
at 03:37 PM

You're a grain in the ass!

2
81f0fb141fef1cd2a59d614d654d8f28

on July 19, 2011
at 07:52 PM

Son-of-a-grok! It really gets people asking questions.

2
B3c62d89cd47b7d7209b6a99243d0ded

on July 19, 2011
at 05:13 PM

You think you're so smart, but you are really a grainiac.


Edited to add this: 'Bout as useful as fat-free heavy cream!


Heard someone use "well, Sugar-bear" as a 'well, shit' substitute.

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15d83f76aaa6b0e38d662c20c6e097ad

(1012)

on July 03, 2011
at 11:45 PM

I can't freaking believe how SAD you are!!!

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E5c7f14800c5992831f5c70fa746dc5c

(12857)

on July 03, 2011
at 09:58 PM

your oxidized!!

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61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10480)

on August 22, 2013
at 12:22 PM

I say "WHAT THE FRUCTOSE?!?!"

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B3c62d89cd47b7d7209b6a99243d0ded

on August 22, 2013
at 12:15 PM

Heard someone use "well, Sugar-bear" as a 'well, shit' substitute.

0
Da3d4a6835c0f5256b2ef829b3ba3393

on November 18, 2011
at 02:00 AM

Kiss my Quilt..

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