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What will be the last question ever asked on PaleoHacks?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created June 21, 2011 at 12:06 AM

All things come to an end (except Saturday Night Live). One day, PaleHacks will come to an end. What will the very last question be?

Will it be:

a) Why can't I $hit anymore?

b) What can I have for breakfast other than eggs?

c) Is having a threesome Paleo?

d) My vegan relatives are visiting me. Should I torture them?

e) What will be the last question ever asked on PaleoHacks?

f) (None of the above. Supply one of your own).

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on June 30, 2011
at 05:14 PM

Thanks for getting the reference - sometimes I think I'm too old to play here...

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 02:31 PM

Let it be me ok?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 02:26 PM

Deep Thought didn't know about Dolly Parton after her breast reduction operation, otherwise he would have known the question.

89e238284ccb95b439edcff9e123671e

(10299)

on June 22, 2011
at 01:35 PM

(tip: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

C2ad96801ec1e22d2bf62475b6e52751

(1416)

on June 22, 2011
at 11:51 AM

I love this one.

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:18 PM

Plus a million.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:15 PM

BTW, I would go with the caribou cloned from DNA found in some Australopithecus' cave.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:13 PM

Smartcookie, I was hoping you'd say that :) Don't play too hard to get, because you are already very hard to get. You don't have an email or blog listed in your profile, so I can't "hit you up" :)

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 04:39 PM

Yes, it was silly. Did you think I intended it as a serious question? I am in the same boat Travis. I deal with the Borg all day long. I never wanted to be assimilated.

Ef9f83cb4e1826261a44c173f733789e

(13635)

on June 21, 2011
at 04:30 PM

I understood both references.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 04:18 PM

The Ronco Telomere Stretcher for only 3 easy payments of $9.95.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 04:08 PM

There's plenty of room for silliness here. I deal with enough humorless careerists all day long.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 04:07 PM

Were you face to face with Suzanne Pleshette when you awoke? I wonder if there's a paleo inn in Vermont.

Cfc7dee889a66db9cd76c4f348109294

(1652)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:50 PM

Thomas, I was playing hard to get. Though, since you asked, I think you'd make an excellent first subject. ;-)

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:47 PM

i think the question is silly but i didnt downvote you

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 01:51 PM

Upvoted, because I am hoping that you will have pity and continue to develop the thought that you started here: http://paleohacks.com/questions/45135/whats-that-paleo-health-book-idea-of-yours/45174#45174

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 01:48 PM

Koko, you're right. They were stacked and thin. I have noticed that in the photos I have seen.

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on June 21, 2011
at 01:02 PM

Answer to d. Yes. Or: Wouldn't the visit be torture enough?

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:45 PM

thats pretty good.

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:44 PM

"Hit the lights!"..sorry, old song.

Medium avatar

(572)

on June 21, 2011
at 11:25 AM

Let's call Mary Tyler Moore! (old-school TV reference that no self-respecting paleo would know about since all of us are outside getting fresh air, sprinting while eating a ribeye, weeding our organic gardens, and picking pebbles out of the soles of our feet because we don't wear shoes. heh!

446d2dddaeeccb2cc31a09cf20e40d46

(676)

on June 21, 2011
at 09:06 AM

This question (+ answers) made my day :)

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:20 AM

the question made them sad, obvi :(

32d2f8a41a121608d07aa68aa17991c7

(597)

on June 21, 2011
at 03:53 AM

Would you say that most or only some of them were unusually stacked for as thin as they were?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 03:33 AM

Somebody downvoted. Please don't be a coward. Tell me why you downvoted.

Medium avatar

(5639)

on June 21, 2011
at 03:10 AM

ha nice, you get my vote.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:41 AM

I don't know. I'll say this about Anton. He had some hot women in his entourage.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 02:17 AM

They must also have foregone shampoo and soap. I'm pretty sure Anton Lavey had stopped using both.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 02:14 AM

How can we test that? Will it affect my telomeres? ;-)

93f44e8673d3ea2294cce085ebc96e13

(10502)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:08 AM

Hahhahahahahaha - that actually made me laugh out loud. Hat's off to the The Quilt.

89aad21d6a3fb747a48fdaf3288b6d31

(20)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:45 AM

Kinda like finding the end of the internet...

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:34 AM

Only if they're sacrificing the offal of unbaptized children, taking Natural Calm and 5000 IU of Vitamin D, and having threesomes.

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25 Answers

26
2e060a5edde44c1fe77abcf8d3997e01

on June 21, 2011
at 01:57 AM

Other than high dose Vitamin D, does anyone have a paleo hack for this pesky zombie pandemic?

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 04:18 PM

The Ronco Telomere Stretcher for only 3 easy payments of $9.95.

23
Ed71ab1c75c6a9bd217a599db0a3e117

(25477)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:35 AM

Hey this is Patrik I'm closing PH and opening VeganHacks! Come join my new community and let's hack us all to hell! Don't say anything here.....save all your words of wisdom for my new vegan brothers!

93f44e8673d3ea2294cce085ebc96e13

(10502)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:08 AM

Hahhahahahahaha - that actually made me laugh out loud. Hat's off to the The Quilt.

21
B7fec4bf394de8dfa6403067aea94e1b

on June 21, 2011
at 10:51 AM

Please hack my plateau: I've been paleo for about six weeks now, and while I lost some weight initially, I have been rather irritable and sleepy, often losing interest in fighting off the android invaders who have taken over the planet. Mostly I walk around the perimeter of the bunker and lift old machinery in search of food about 2-3 times a week. My typical diet includes a lot of intermittent fasting, with maybe one rat and three cockroaches for breakfast and a handful of dried up grass that still grows around the rubble that used to be the interstate. For dinner, I might catch a feral cat and share it with twelve other people. I have to admit, since we've had that radioactive cloud overhead for the last two years, I haven't been getting as much sunshine as I like. Do you think I need vitamin D supplements? Maybe I should up my intake of lean protein by not brushing the maggots off my meat? The warlord of our makeshift clan shakes his head and tells me to "just eat a balanced diet and eat in moderation." I am so frustrated! I am totally about to give up! Does anyone have any advice fo

...

19
D3b41912de6b7f60753b8e6063c9b05a

(362)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:38 AM

what's a bagel?

C2ad96801ec1e22d2bf62475b6e52751

(1416)

on June 22, 2011
at 11:51 AM

I love this one.

12
667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on June 21, 2011
at 01:29 AM

Hopefully a better one than this.

Medium avatar

(5639)

on June 21, 2011
at 03:10 AM

ha nice, you get my vote.

10
44c0064c835001351885a6d349a2542f

(279)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:44 AM

how could we have been so stupid?

9
Eedf46c82d0356d1d46dda5f9782ef36

(4464)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:07 PM

Wow, look at the news! Aliens are landing. The first contact indicates they are a super-advanced hunter-gatherer race! I wonder what they eat...

9
6426d61a13689f8f651164b10f121d64

(11488)

on June 21, 2011
at 01:12 AM

Is anti-matter paleo?

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 02:14 AM

How can we test that? Will it affect my telomeres? ;-)

8
Cfc7dee889a66db9cd76c4f348109294

on June 21, 2011
at 01:28 PM

Existential conundrum: Hey guys, if I don't have access to pasture raised cattle on a regular basis, is it better to have in vitro meat engineered with high omega-3's or caribou cloned from DNA found in Australopithecus' cave?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:13 PM

Smartcookie, I was hoping you'd say that :) Don't play too hard to get, because you are already very hard to get. You don't have an email or blog listed in your profile, so I can't "hit you up" :)

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:15 PM

BTW, I would go with the caribou cloned from DNA found in some Australopithecus' cave.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 01:51 PM

Upvoted, because I am hoping that you will have pity and continue to develop the thought that you started here: http://paleohacks.com/questions/45135/whats-that-paleo-health-book-idea-of-yours/45174#45174

Cfc7dee889a66db9cd76c4f348109294

(1652)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:50 PM

Thomas, I was playing hard to get. Though, since you asked, I think you'd make an excellent first subject. ;-)

6
95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 12:31 AM

(g) A Satanic cult has moved into the apartment downstairs. Is that paleo?

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 02:17 AM

They must also have foregone shampoo and soap. I'm pretty sure Anton Lavey had stopped using both.

32d2f8a41a121608d07aa68aa17991c7

(597)

on June 21, 2011
at 03:53 AM

Would you say that most or only some of them were unusually stacked for as thin as they were?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:41 AM

I don't know. I'll say this about Anton. He had some hot women in his entourage.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 01:48 PM

Koko, you're right. They were stacked and thin. I have noticed that in the photos I have seen.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:34 AM

Only if they're sacrificing the offal of unbaptized children, taking Natural Calm and 5000 IU of Vitamin D, and having threesomes.

5
89e238284ccb95b439edcff9e123671e

(10299)

on June 22, 2011
at 01:07 PM

I don't know the question, but I do know the answer:

42

89e238284ccb95b439edcff9e123671e

(10299)

on June 22, 2011
at 01:35 PM

(tip: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 02:26 PM

Deep Thought didn't know about Dolly Parton after her breast reduction operation, otherwise he would have known the question.

5
6371f0ae0c075ded1b8cd30aafd4bf16

on June 22, 2011
at 03:08 AM

Red pill or Blue pill? Its up to you.

5
2d5221fa80d04a3d8ac6f471f9feae81

(894)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:51 AM

"Now that we're all genetically modified to secrete enzymes for every biological substance in existence, why the f%#k do we need this site for?"

3
24fcc21452ebe39c032be6801d6bbadd

(9812)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:10 PM

Is soylent green paleo?

3
76f3ead3aa977d876bcf3331d35a36e9

(4620)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:42 AM

Are you aware that you're dreaming and PaleoHacks doesn't exist?

Then you wake up screaming, at which point your significant other says "Baby, you were just having a bad dream! Here, take this spoonful of gluten and you'll feel all better."

Then you wake up again and realize bacon doesn't actually exist.

INCEPTION.

3
0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:17 AM

There won't be one. It will be deleted because it will break all rules of PH - and maybe even the universe!

89aad21d6a3fb747a48fdaf3288b6d31

(20)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:45 AM

Kinda like finding the end of the internet...

3
Cab7e4ef73c5d7d7a77e1c3d7f5773a1

(7314)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:10 AM

g) Paleohacks will continue on forever because of witty questions like this one.

2
981070749888c586da99e1436ba5ed71

on June 22, 2011
at 04:37 AM

Man meat.... yay or nay?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 02:31 PM

Let it be me ok?

2
6371f0ae0c075ded1b8cd30aafd4bf16

on June 21, 2011
at 08:03 PM

Now that the governments banned everything I eat can I render the nurtrients out of oreo cookies and molecularly baked bagels?

2
Ef9f83cb4e1826261a44c173f733789e

on June 21, 2011
at 10:49 AM

Can someone hit the lights?

Ef9f83cb4e1826261a44c173f733789e

(13635)

on June 21, 2011
at 04:30 PM

I understood both references.

Medium avatar

(572)

on June 21, 2011
at 11:25 AM

Let's call Mary Tyler Moore! (old-school TV reference that no self-respecting paleo would know about since all of us are outside getting fresh air, sprinting while eating a ribeye, weeding our organic gardens, and picking pebbles out of the soles of our feet because we don't wear shoes. heh!

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:44 PM

"Hit the lights!"..sorry, old song.

2
Fe198e0c02edd407cdf8c83c0fceaea1

(753)

on June 21, 2011
at 02:20 AM

Paleo dieters maladapt to change in worldwide food supplies and die off while industrialized consumers thrive in a giant feedlot / drugpot. ie what if the whole worlds food got nuked and all those eating mass produced lab food adapted with the help of drugs and became a diseased offshoot race.

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on June 21, 2011
at 12:45 PM

thats pretty good.

1
B9cc28905ec54389c47cde031d709703

on June 23, 2011
at 04:29 PM

Is simulated sex paleo?

1
263e2d3f741d1ecb0886454e977f4e6f

on June 21, 2011
at 08:12 PM

(g) Too bad it took so long for the "mainstream to catch on to this diet! After the GMO grain crisis of 2030 killed off 90% of the worlds population from a deadly plague which fed off these GMO grains. Today a small breeding colony of modern day cavemen and woman exist, mainly eating animals, living plants and drinking water.

1
A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on June 21, 2011
at 01:05 PM

Honey, wake up!

Wow! I had the weirdest dream...

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 21, 2011
at 04:07 PM

Were you face to face with Suzanne Pleshette when you awoke? I wonder if there's a paleo inn in Vermont.

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on June 21, 2011
at 05:18 PM

Plus a million.

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on June 30, 2011
at 05:14 PM

Thanks for getting the reference - sometimes I think I'm too old to play here...

0
6277d3befe67137bc537d0fc50dd3993

on June 23, 2011
at 04:20 PM

I can't believe the former editor-in-chief of US News & World Report was just elected U.S. Presi "click"

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