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What do you think of Ass Spray for food cravings? :)

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created April 03, 2013 at 6:26 PM

If you are feeling a craving coming on, one thing you can try is aromatherapy. With this novel aromatherapy product, Liquid Ass, I guarantee you, you will not want to have any neolithic treats like pizza or cheesecake.

It is a "highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray" which "smells like ASS ... only worse"

It is conveniently packaged into a travel sized 30ml (1 fl oz) bottle that fits in your purse and is more than enough enough for many room-evacuating emissions.

http://tinyurl.com/cbqko3n

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on April 03, 2013
at 07:09 PM

lol I thought this was going to be a snide question about Dave Aspray/bulletproof.

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on April 03, 2013
at 06:55 PM

It is sold on amazon, so I think it is real. It is ridiculous though :)

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on April 03, 2013
at 06:39 PM

When will Liquid Ass be available in Google Nose?

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(15515)

on April 03, 2013
at 06:38 PM

Is this for real?

43f469552cfd3be73fc88a9821b14986

on April 03, 2013
at 06:33 PM

A bit late for April Fools. I know, but I am getting an ab workout I laughed so hard.

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on April 03, 2013
at 06:35 PM

I think this is an awesome product. I think I'll take it to hot yoga...it's pretty overcrowded at times, this should thin it out.

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on April 03, 2013
at 08:00 PM

This was on the Freakonomics radio podcast the other day when they had a very interesting discussion about obesity. Well worth a listen. http://www.freakonomics.com/2013/03/27/100-ways-to-fight-obesity-a-new-freakonomics-radio-podcast/

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on April 03, 2013
at 07:09 PM

This is pathetic

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