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Will eating paleo make my penis larger?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created November 06, 2012 at 6:30 AM

I understand an increase in HGH can make penis larger. Will paleo help?

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on November 06, 2012
at 01:20 PM

Experiment... for science!

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

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on November 06, 2012
at 01:16 PM

No, but chicks dig Paleo guys so they'll overlook your weenie weenie.

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on November 06, 2012
at 11:51 AM

+1 for big loads.

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on November 06, 2012
at 11:31 AM

How is this "not a real question"? Seems to me to be both well-posed and relevant. I can think of a few "will Paleo make my boobs smaller" questions that were allowed to remain open.

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

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on November 06, 2012
at 11:29 AM

I'm going to eat a donkey cock for lunch.

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

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on November 06, 2012
at 11:29 AM

I once ate a "100 penis" tablet that a Chinese friend gave me, made from the penises of 100 animals including "ghecko cock". Didn't seem to have much effect.

98266ae0c87836d4bb714b6d31cacbf9

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on November 06, 2012
at 11:20 AM

Horse meat it is then.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

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on November 06, 2012
at 10:28 AM

What should I eat if I want to be an anthropology instructor?

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on November 06, 2012
at 10:25 AM

I need to get me some blue whale schlong

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on November 06, 2012
at 06:36 AM

There's only one way to find out.

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F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

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on November 06, 2012
at 10:27 AM

No, but asking this question 100 times more will. Each time you ask this question will add approximately 1 inch in length and girth.

In fact, asking this question 1,000 times will even help you to grow a new one. Plus you get a special "The frequent penis inquirer" bronze badge. Don't believe me? You will when you have two of them! You know how uncomfortable it is to walk around with two long ones?

But don't let it stop you. You will get famous and get a new job in circus.

Good luck!

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on November 06, 2012
at 10:09 AM

You must follow the lead of Indigenous Peoples who ate the parts of animals to aquire the strength of their body parts. Hearts for bravery, brains for cunning, gonads for fertility. You must eat the penis of the animals you want to be like. Large penis animals should be number one on your list. Avoid most other primates, small rodents and Asians.

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on November 06, 2012
at 11:29 AM

I once ate a "100 penis" tablet that a Chinese friend gave me, made from the penises of 100 animals including "ghecko cock". Didn't seem to have much effect.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on November 06, 2012
at 10:28 AM

What should I eat if I want to be an anthropology instructor?

98266ae0c87836d4bb714b6d31cacbf9

(1632)

on November 06, 2012
at 11:20 AM

Horse meat it is then.

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on November 06, 2012
at 11:29 AM

I'm going to eat a donkey cock for lunch.

2e6e673ce3eb647407d260d4d57a731b

(1021)

on November 06, 2012
at 10:25 AM

I need to get me some blue whale schlong

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Cb9a270955e2c277a02c4a4b5dad10b5

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on November 06, 2012
at 11:11 AM

Well when I eat a lot of steak I swear I shoot the biggest loads (srs). I think it's all the zinc.

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on November 06, 2012
at 01:20 PM

Experiment... for science!

6d64cd6dc98d6ab763bd03678a317964

(2177)

on November 06, 2012
at 11:51 AM

+1 for big loads.

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on November 06, 2012
at 07:04 AM

Well, if nothing else, losing body fat will definitely make your penis bigger. As the fat layer covering your crotch decreases, this increases the length of penis shaft that is exposed outside your body. So if you are doing paleo to reduce body fat, the answer is definitely yes.

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on November 06, 2012
at 07:12 AM

dear god xD

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