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Who can come up with the wittiest slogan for Paleo?

Answered on September 12, 2014
Created November 02, 2011 at 2:47 PM

Nike: "Just do it."
Best Buy has "Thousands of possibilities. Get yours."
Energizer "Keeps going and going and going."
Ford is "Built for the road ahead."
Burger King says you can "Have it your way."
Kohl's wants you to "Expect great things."
And Staples tells you "That was easy."

In as few words as possible, come up with a really good slogan for Paleo that could change the minds of millions of people. I know there are lots of clever people here so let's see what you've got!

(Still haven't come up with a slogan of my own :P)

*Edit: Please be original!! It was only a matter of time before someone chimed in with the Geico slogan. But I would love to see original ones.

A912ff969107d3eda04ee78c683a6bc5

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on November 23, 2011
at 11:31 PM

+99999 I hate f'in stupid slogans. They're all f'in stupid!

A912ff969107d3eda04ee78c683a6bc5

(178)

on November 23, 2011
at 11:27 PM

Nobody will know what you're talking about!

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on November 06, 2011
at 08:00 PM

Thanks, McMeghann. ;)

41e79168f1df5d656b6c4f3fef8c9b46

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on November 03, 2011
at 08:33 PM

...The only diet

41e79168f1df5d656b6c4f3fef8c9b46

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on November 03, 2011
at 08:32 PM

i like this one!! So geico!

2f61c841a2834c23f15e6134cf733bff

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on November 03, 2011
at 06:50 PM

If you're looking for a domain name this one is available; NaturalFoodNaturally

E7a462d6e99fec7e8f0ddda11b34a770

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on November 03, 2011
at 01:54 PM

May be too obscure for the purpose, but it made me laugh out loud so you get a +1 from me!

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on November 03, 2011
at 03:42 AM

please tell me this is said in something sounding like a drill sergeant.

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on November 03, 2011
at 03:20 AM

this made me giggle!

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on November 02, 2011
at 07:53 PM

Lol Love it!!!!

61a27a8b7ec2264b1821923b271eaf54

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on November 02, 2011
at 07:49 PM

But your nose sure shows it--it's a longfellow

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on November 02, 2011
at 06:02 PM

I dunno, but I generally prefer it.

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

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on November 02, 2011
at 06:00 PM

Whatever happened to the Pleistocene Diet?

96bf58d8c6bd492dc5b8ae46203fe247

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on November 02, 2011
at 05:46 PM

I disagree on the healthier part.

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on November 02, 2011
at 05:34 PM

good call, Sarah :)

A912ff969107d3eda04ee78c683a6bc5

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on November 02, 2011
at 04:48 PM

Why do so many have problems with it; ask stupid questions and make stupid assumptions. The caveman lived in a much simpler time without the availability of modern food choices, I guess.

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on November 02, 2011
at 04:28 PM

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D117467bf8e8472464ece2b81509606c

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on November 02, 2011
at 02:51 PM

"So easy a caveman can do it."

take that Geico.

A912ff969107d3eda04ee78c683a6bc5

(178)

on November 02, 2011
at 04:48 PM

Why do so many have problems with it; ask stupid questions and make stupid assumptions. The caveman lived in a much simpler time without the availability of modern food choices, I guess.

41e79168f1df5d656b6c4f3fef8c9b46

(630)

on November 03, 2011
at 08:32 PM

i like this one!! So geico!

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4053633587abf4b09c637f307ca8b2c6

(261)

on November 02, 2011
at 02:57 PM

Paleo: "Just do it."

Paleo: "Thousands of possibilities. Get yours."

Paleo: "Keeps going and going and going."

Paleo: "Built for the road ahead."

Paleo: "Have it your way."

Paleo: "Expect great things."

Paleo: "That was easy."

76c885d7d27e6c83542ea493ca866dcd

(2178)

on November 02, 2011
at 05:34 PM

good call, Sarah :)

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on November 02, 2011
at 05:44 PM

Paleo: Because 2 million > 10,000.

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(39831)

on November 02, 2011
at 06:02 PM

I dunno, but I generally prefer it.

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on November 02, 2011
at 06:00 PM

Whatever happened to the Pleistocene Diet?

13
7cab5a1f1fd48c3cc4938ab824fdb52e

on November 02, 2011
at 05:48 PM

Paleo: Eat like a Human.

12
Be1dbd31e4a3fccd4394494aa5db256d

(17969)

on November 03, 2011
at 08:44 PM

Paleo: so awesome it doesn't need a stupid slogan.

A912ff969107d3eda04ee78c683a6bc5

(178)

on November 23, 2011
at 11:31 PM

+99999 I hate f'in stupid slogans. They're all f'in stupid!

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19ba72a662a871cb6394dc69c27f3d4e

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on November 02, 2011
at 03:15 PM

Feeling fat and down right low, start today with paleo!

Bdf98e5a57befa6f0877f978ba09871c

on November 03, 2011
at 03:42 AM

please tell me this is said in something sounding like a drill sergeant.

Dd0244b4368083d25ae9eb8533211d2e

(160)

on November 03, 2011
at 03:20 AM

this made me giggle!

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19ba72a662a871cb6394dc69c27f3d4e

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on November 02, 2011
at 04:24 PM

Eat a cow, feel like "WOW"!

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on November 02, 2011
at 03:02 PM

"4.5 billion years of evolution can't be wrong."

(Best said with your best Carl Segan voice.)

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B3c62d89cd47b7d7209b6a99243d0ded

on November 02, 2011
at 07:24 PM

Before there were Doctors and Medicine, there was good health in good food.


Eat like your ancestors, for they were mighty men and powerful women.

7
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on November 03, 2011
at 03:20 PM

Paleo: Eat Real Food.

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96bf58d8c6bd492dc5b8ae46203fe247

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on November 02, 2011
at 05:13 PM

Cows, deer and sheep eat plants. Cheetahs, lions and tigers eat meat.

What kind of animal are you?

NEW IDEA: "Proud to be Paleo"

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on November 02, 2011
at 10:25 PM

Paleo, The Original Diet

41e79168f1df5d656b6c4f3fef8c9b46

(630)

on November 03, 2011
at 08:33 PM

...The only diet

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A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on November 02, 2011
at 06:39 PM

"Help me, Olduwan. You're my only hope."

E7a462d6e99fec7e8f0ddda11b34a770

(1638)

on November 03, 2011
at 01:54 PM

May be too obscure for the purpose, but it made me laugh out loud so you get a +1 from me!

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96440612cf0fcf366bf5ad8f776fca84

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on November 23, 2011
at 03:05 PM

Point to bread, cereals, etc. say: "That's not food, that's what food eats."

Paleo: Because Bacon is a vitamin! (Alternative to use get vegans to convert: Bacon is a Vegetable T-Shirt

Paleo: Because Cro-Magnons were stronger, smarter, faster and sexier than you.

Eat like a predator, or fall prey to big pharama (or big agro).

Slaves eat wheat, predators eat meat.

???Let food be your medicine, and medicine be your food.??? Hippocrates.

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on November 16, 2011
at 02:01 AM

Paleo; because BACON!

3
Ed983a42344945b1ff70fd9597a23493

on November 02, 2011
at 08:05 PM

Real food, it's what's for dinner.

3
0a2dd50f2d3951bf3fb83fc4638c9512

(1960)

on November 02, 2011
at 06:23 PM

Paleo: Hunting and gathering. For time.

Ccdf3fbcaec76e025ff94d03cc4daf9a

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on November 02, 2011
at 07:53 PM

Lol Love it!!!!

0a2dd50f2d3951bf3fb83fc4638c9512

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on November 06, 2011
at 08:00 PM

Thanks, McMeghann. ;)

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1d0497f8781845ab371b479455bfee8e

(11157)

on November 02, 2011
at 04:04 PM

Paleo: I (heart) Meat

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on November 10, 2011
at 10:03 PM

Vegetarian: Ancient tribal slang for someone that can't fish, hunt, or ride.

Paleo: Kicking it old school!

2
41e79168f1df5d656b6c4f3fef8c9b46

(630)

on November 03, 2011
at 08:34 PM

I wish I were hunting and gathering

2
93ae9f2d376e5426e891a9b58d8302fa

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on November 02, 2011
at 02:54 PM

"Take a caveman to lunch. He'll probably nibble his own pemmican and cost you nothin'."

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698db94d83dee10d6ada8cc0128d45fc

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on November 23, 2011
at 08:06 PM

"The Remedy for Civilization" "Yo mamma so fat cos she aint Paleo!" "Einstein said so" - in relation to insanity "Because what your currently doing doesn't work" "The alternative is death" "Because Your Mum told you not to"

1
Cc69a51b427eaad36251cce9dcca4d3a

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on November 16, 2011
at 05:04 PM

mmmmmm BUTTERRRRR

no idea for the slogan though.

1
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on November 16, 2011
at 04:00 PM

Eat like a predator -- not a farm animal.

1
94a4a87e3d2e1e9160b6ed77678b4bea

(1311)

on November 12, 2011
at 10:15 AM

Paleo: Eat to Evolve

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on November 03, 2011
at 06:44 PM

I'd go with the a paraphrase from Hippocrates; Heal With Food

Seems that someone else thought of it too and has a website for it.

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on November 03, 2011
at 06:50 PM

If you're looking for a domain name this one is available; NaturalFoodNaturally

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5437163ddf70d4532f196bfb4333753e

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on November 03, 2011
at 03:48 PM

Paleo: Because fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life

(sorry, I borrowed it from Dean Wormer)

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on November 23, 2011
at 08:28 PM

Meat. Motion.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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on November 23, 2011
at 07:27 PM

Paleo: Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!

A912ff969107d3eda04ee78c683a6bc5

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on November 23, 2011
at 11:27 PM

Nobody will know what you're talking about!

0
95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on November 16, 2011
at 05:21 PM

Eat lots of delicious animal fats and don't look back.

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19ba72a662a871cb6394dc69c27f3d4e

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on November 02, 2011
at 06:40 PM

Eat more chow, start with some cow!

p.s I think I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! LOL!

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on November 02, 2011
at 07:49 PM

But your nose sure shows it--it's a longfellow

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on November 02, 2011
at 03:27 PM

"Vegetarians are healthier and tastier, that's why we eat them."

or

"Vegetarians make the best food." (Probably needs a picture of a steak to go along with it)

or

"Avoid Vegetarianism, eat a Vegetarian."

Maybe not so much Paleo slogans as anti-vegetarian slogans, but I think they'd go great on t-shirt or bumper-sticker.

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on November 02, 2011
at 05:46 PM

I disagree on the healthier part.

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on November 02, 2011
at 04:28 PM

Do you know the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan? Guess not

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