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Paleo Beer Name Humor

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Created April 27, 2011 at 3:57 PM

If you were to invent paleo friendly beer what would you call it? Natural Light is already taken.

8e75344356f4a455185ee52da0b90bf2

on April 27, 2011
at 09:05 PM

LOL! Me gusta!

8e75344356f4a455185ee52da0b90bf2

on April 27, 2011
at 09:04 PM

Hah! These are more than awesome! you should seriously be in advertising! Although I admit that "boomsauce" and "bonechiller" sound kinda dirty. heh. heheheh.

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(12379)

on April 27, 2011
at 05:01 PM

those are awesome - i would buy all except maybe for pisswater :)

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A2159dcd2392715de24273d6a47572ac

on April 27, 2011
at 04:50 PM

-Grok Grog -Firewater -Paleo Pisswater? LOL -PRIMAL BEER -Spearsuds -PALe-o-Ale -stone stout -cold cave -cave rave -Meateater's mead -boomsauce -bone chiller -gfree -Caveman Crunk

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(12379)

on April 27, 2011
at 05:01 PM

those are awesome - i would buy all except maybe for pisswater :)

8e75344356f4a455185ee52da0b90bf2

on April 27, 2011
at 09:04 PM

Hah! These are more than awesome! you should seriously be in advertising! Although I admit that "boomsauce" and "bonechiller" sound kinda dirty. heh. heheheh.

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6426d61a13689f8f651164b10f121d64

(11488)

on April 27, 2011
at 05:23 PM

Nullweizen (no wheat)

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Da8e709acde269e8b8bfbc09d1737841

(1906)

on April 27, 2011
at 05:02 PM

If we're brewing an ale, then how about simply, "pALEo"?

8e75344356f4a455185ee52da0b90bf2

on April 27, 2011
at 09:05 PM

LOL! Me gusta!

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Bd2a62ba649e43a5d609b4a0d83d00cb

(30)

on April 27, 2011
at 04:13 PM

I would simply call it "Stoned"

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Fa9f340eddbad9a544184c688fa4dcdd

(6433)

on April 27, 2011
at 04:19 PM

Low volume alcohol: Happy Hunter (Gatherer)

High volume alcohol: Catatonic Cave-dweller (which also has the advantage of cross-over appeal to the really determined to get absolutely wasted e.g. teenagers drinking Blue Nun.)

As you can see, my marketing strategy would be targeted towards Paleos with an appreciation for alliteration.

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B3c62d89cd47b7d7209b6a99243d0ded

on April 27, 2011
at 09:10 PM

  1. Ancestral Ale

  2. Beer of Ages

Or be accurate and just call it MEAD.

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Af1d286f0fd5c3949f59b4edf4d892f5

(18452)

on April 27, 2011
at 04:54 PM

Kronk's Krunk !

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77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

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on April 27, 2011
at 04:06 PM

I don't have a funny one at the moment, but maybe something like "Fear No Hops" beer, since I am pretty sure that one of the first things that would go through a Paleos mind would be whether the beer contains hops (which is the stuff that causes many types of beer to be estrogenic).

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77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 28, 2011
at 12:44 PM

I'd call it Pinot Noir.

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