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Old at 20...can the paleo diet save my life?

Answered on February 23, 2013
Created February 23, 2013 at 6:23 PM

Hi guys

So I know I may have trolled in the last few days- sorry about that. I actually really like this forum and have used it a lot, its very good. I have about 5 accounts or so and I post daily.

Truth is, the ???paleo diet??? has been the mythical promise land always on the horizon for the last few years

Im a hard rock singer/drummer from the streets of Hollywood, los angeles. I hitch hiked to L.A a year ago to kickstart the hard rock revolution and start the next guns n roses. Ive invented a new genre of hard rock I call the 110% style, I have this incredible vision and image in my mind for the greatest band in the world.

Its like ive always had this feeling that this isn???t me???theres a ???real me??? that lives a completely different life. I have an alternative reality in my head of my life, and how I think im supposed to be. At 18, you have time to say that fantasy could become your future in reality, but now that im nearly 3 months away from 21, im too old for that now. Now im at the stage where that change should have happened.

Id use my fame and fortune to start the transhumanist/life extension revolution, inspiring the young generation to take up the movement. If all goes well, in 150 years im still biologically 22 and im a legend in human history.

I worked up a pretty serious junk food addiction (with other stuff...) and its been almost 3 years now with devestating effects.

Ever woke up in an alley caked it shit, blood and vomit, with yellow skin from the gallon+ of vodka from the day before, with your arm streaked in blood from the needle you used to inject a speedball that you spend the last of your money on, coughing chunks of blood, feeling a sharp, radiating pain in every organ?

i have. livin that rock n roll hollywood on the streets...wohoo! party! guns n fuckin roses! yeah....bullshit

I think its time or change. I think I have one last chance. On Monday, im starting a 14 day water fast to reset my entire life, and after that im going to be 100% pure paleo. My looks, my energy, my mind, my voice, everything has been destroyed by this lifestyle, and I think the paleo diet is my salvation. I can, I will, and I MUST change.

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on February 23, 2013
at 07:24 PM

wtf is this crap?

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on February 23, 2013
at 06:34 PM

PH is not your blog.

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The perils of rock n roll decadence...

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