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Lack of a Paleo Superhero ?!?

Commented on February 15, 2011
Created February 15, 2011 at 9:00 PM

Sighting the lack of a Paleo god like figure to follow, seeing as all the (self-estalished) current "leaders" seem to all have their defects (De Vany, Cordain, Wolf etc???); my son came up with the idea of creating a super-hero based around the whole paleo idea. Introducing?????? PALEO MAN, a super hero based around the whole philosophy, big muscles, he runs around semi naked, nothing but a leopard skin thong and bear skin cape to protect him (loosely based on Erwan le Corre).

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He has a semi tame lion that follows him around. His kryptonite is a strange stuff called "bread". There is an evil obese character very similar to Jabba the Hut who tries to convince him about the benefits of subcutaneous fat tissue. Ideas for bedtime stories based around the adventures of PALEO MAN?

9e7039b63b656582f66d84c5255b436d

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:30 PM

should be a sabre-toothed tiger really

9e7039b63b656582f66d84c5255b436d

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:23 PM

jees, I'm not going to start bashing anyone, my girlfriend is never going to fancy Robb Wolf though, show her a video of Erwan le Corre running around in a forest half naked and I worry...

154d799847153f5589f99496a9bdbb71

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:13 PM

Robb Wolf has defects? :D

07ca188c8dac3a17f629dd87198d2098

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:11 PM

If not it should be :-)

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:10 PM

hahahahahahahaaha

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:25 PM

This looks like one of those religious tracts.

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:10 PM

Is that a Liger?

9e7039b63b656582f66d84c5255b436d

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:30 PM

should be a sabre-toothed tiger really

07ca188c8dac3a17f629dd87198d2098

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on February 15, 2011
at 09:11 PM

If not it should be :-)

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