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It turns out instant ramen is paleo

Answered on September 12, 2014
Created May 29, 2012 at 10:49 AM

I couldn't bear to eat another egg or piece of salmon, so I ate some instant ramen, and I immediately noticed my sinuses clearing, my hair getting curlier, my nails getting sharper and my sex drive increasing. Who knew instant ramen was paleo?

5ef574d7893bc816ec52e04139e9bc09

(6097)

on May 30, 2012
at 02:28 AM

I have zero understanding of what any of the above means.

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:08 PM

It's a conspiracy by fucking west-coast liberals to force Raman Noodles onto everyone's wall.

246ebf68e35743f62e5e187891b9cba0

(21430)

on May 29, 2012
at 10:44 PM

@legup - you were in college when you were one? Wow you must be smart!

06cf0b860450445b9d399fcc1b2a053a

on May 29, 2012
at 08:29 PM

By the way, check out this drivel: http://theweightofthenation.hbo.com/watch/main-films/Choices

06cf0b860450445b9d399fcc1b2a053a

on May 29, 2012
at 07:15 PM

I forgot to mention that it made my penis larger.

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on May 29, 2012
at 05:43 PM

Ray Peat and Jack Kruse are way out ahead of you on this.

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on May 29, 2012
at 05:07 PM

Because PaleoHacks autoposts to Facebook, Twitter and .....(?)

A1a0baccef58499acf9ceb3c874997f2

(675)

on May 29, 2012
at 04:13 PM

Because people are just having a little fun. Silliness is paleo. :)

61844af1187e745e09bb394cbd28cf23

(11058)

on May 29, 2012
at 03:32 PM

Thank you for a morning chortle. It was much needed!

1096aa84d006fe967128ffbd37e8070e

(1002)

on May 29, 2012
at 03:28 PM

Instant ramen noodles = poor college student food. Haven't touched them since I was one...

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on May 29, 2012
at 02:38 PM

Well I'm English, so I'm not really an expert, but the only people who I ever hear talking about Raman Noodels are from California, which in my simplistic world view, makes them liberals by default. (Don't get me wrong, I love west-coast liberals).

D1728f99db66ff91d695a6df5cd38b02

(1368)

on May 29, 2012
at 01:49 PM

I don't really get why ramen is associated with west-coast liberals? Realize I'm probably missing something, but can you explain?

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on May 29, 2012
at 01:30 PM

You should try eating some Ramen Noodles Denis!

5759bd89db5f73cabe0a6e8f8e6e1cb9

(1467)

on May 29, 2012
at 12:49 PM

I upvoted it because I like a sense of humor!

7660f5a0ec906d3922d79b20f3434ecc

(788)

on May 29, 2012
at 12:46 PM

Too early in the morning. We are still fasting.

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on May 29, 2012
at 12:24 PM

Come-on people, let's not be so serious. This is a great post.

45ace03a0eff1219943d746cfb1c4197

(3661)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:52 AM

I'm with Karen.

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:26 AM

I love sarcasm in the morning.

B0fe7b5a9a197cd293978150cbd9055f

(8938)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:23 AM

Have you been low carb in the past?

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:22 AM

with a raw egg on top.

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:21 AM

As a fucking east coast liberal I'm offended by your association of liberalism and ramen eating. Everyone knows that us paleo effete elitist liberals will touch nothing but the finest kelp noodles.

06cf0b860450445b9d399fcc1b2a053a

on May 29, 2012
at 11:12 AM

For Christ's sake, I put a raw egg in it!

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B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on May 29, 2012
at 10:54 AM

We do now! There's nothing like high-carb / low-nutrition Paleo goodness. Who knew that caveman were a bunch of fucking west-coast liberals!

D1728f99db66ff91d695a6df5cd38b02

(1368)

on May 29, 2012
at 01:49 PM

I don't really get why ramen is associated with west-coast liberals? Realize I'm probably missing something, but can you explain?

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:21 AM

As a fucking east coast liberal I'm offended by your association of liberalism and ramen eating. Everyone knows that us paleo effete elitist liberals will touch nothing but the finest kelp noodles.

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on May 29, 2012
at 02:38 PM

Well I'm English, so I'm not really an expert, but the only people who I ever hear talking about Raman Noodels are from California, which in my simplistic world view, makes them liberals by default. (Don't get me wrong, I love west-coast liberals).

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:22 AM

with a raw egg on top.

1096aa84d006fe967128ffbd37e8070e

(1002)

on May 29, 2012
at 03:28 PM

Instant ramen noodles = poor college student food. Haven't touched them since I was one...

246ebf68e35743f62e5e187891b9cba0

(21430)

on May 29, 2012
at 10:44 PM

@legup - you were in college when you were one? Wow you must be smart!

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Ef9f83cb4e1826261a44c173f733789e

on May 29, 2012
at 11:12 AM

It might be paleo if you use the noodles to catch fish.

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45ace03a0eff1219943d746cfb1c4197

(3661)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:51 AM

Oh my, what happened to our sense of humor?

7660f5a0ec906d3922d79b20f3434ecc

(788)

on May 29, 2012
at 12:46 PM

Too early in the morning. We are still fasting.

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on May 29, 2012
at 01:30 PM

You should try eating some Ramen Noodles Denis!

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Eabb49dc059e7de35cdc11d1b9aea31f

on May 29, 2012
at 11:12 AM

Why was this stupidity posted by PaleoHacks on facebook...?

B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on May 29, 2012
at 11:08 PM

It's a conspiracy by fucking west-coast liberals to force Raman Noodles onto everyone's wall.

5ccb98f6ae42ce87e206cf3f6a86039f

(11581)

on May 29, 2012
at 05:07 PM

Because PaleoHacks autoposts to Facebook, Twitter and .....(?)

A1a0baccef58499acf9ceb3c874997f2

(675)

on May 29, 2012
at 04:13 PM

Because people are just having a little fun. Silliness is paleo. :)

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