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Is it oral sex Paleo?

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Created August 30, 2012 at 1:04 PM

During lunch, I was talking about the Paleo Life to my colleagues. Then someone asks me: "Is it oral sex strict Paleo? Or Paleo-like?"

1c67bc28f4e44bbb8770b86df0463df3

(6719)

on August 31, 2012
at 01:58 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww re- fructose

1c67bc28f4e44bbb8770b86df0463df3

(6719)

on August 31, 2012
at 01:58 PM

seriously?????????

5437163ddf70d4532f196bfb4333753e

(3614)

on August 31, 2012
at 01:53 PM

I don't know about monkeys, but some apes do.

E253f8ac1d139bf4d0bfb44debd1db21

on August 31, 2012
at 08:07 AM

I've had no complaints :)

742ff8ba4ff55e84593ede14ac1c3cab

(3536)

on August 31, 2012
at 12:23 AM

Please don't give people ideas.

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 11:57 PM

I hope it's not comparable to a worm.

1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

(1587)

on August 30, 2012
at 08:42 PM

that wouuld be so epi-paleo!

1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

(1587)

on August 30, 2012
at 08:42 PM

Btw, I just thought about lowering (oral) sex reward, maybe Stephan can team up with Jack Kruse, I'm sure cold thermogenesis applied to the right parts of the body (if you know what I mean ;) lowers the reward quite a bit :)

1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

(1587)

on August 30, 2012
at 08:29 PM

I guess so, although the "primal" in Primal Toad suggests that he might be biased ;p

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 08:05 PM

If we need judges, can we get the guy from Primal Toad? :)

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 07:28 PM

I didn't know to spell it. I have only heard it spoken; never seen it in writing. (Usually that's the other way around!) But now I know and can plaster my FB with it, thanks! :)

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 07:14 PM

Oh, well I think you're referring to "nether ye," which translates to "lower eye."

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:59 PM

LOL it's a Big Bang Theory quote, after a character recites a particularly dirty part of Chaucer's "A Miller's Tale."

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:56 PM

^ What are you quoting and should I be concerned?

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:51 PM

Does it make a difference if you're giving or receiving said oral sex?

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:46 PM

“I thought it was pretty spicy, especially the part where he kisses her netheryea.” “You might not like it as much if you knew what netheryea meant. Hint, if one cares about hygiene, one ought not be kissing it.”

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:26 PM

+1 and LOL for "extra swagger."

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 04:13 PM

Well, for men with estrogen dominance, performing cunnilingus will result in some consumption of estrogen-containing substance, which could theoretically exacerbate the issue. However, the extra swagger that accompanies any sexual act is a powerful natural testosterone stimulator, so any negative effects of the estrogen consumption would certainly be negated.

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 04:11 PM

Haha. And via a similar line of reason, we already know how paleo doing it doggishly is, thanks to the Bloodhound Gang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:57 PM

You forgot to ask about doing it doggishly, but I think those of born in the late 80s early 90s were already properly educated on the topic in grade school by the none other than the bloodhound gang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:54 PM

You forgot to ask about doing doggishly, but I think we all already know the answer to that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k&feature=related

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:50 PM

Well, for men with estrogen dominance/imbalance, performing cunnilingus could result in the consumption of estrogen rich substance. However, the extra swagger that accompanies any sexual act is self-fulfilling testosterone stimulator, so any negative effects of the estrogen consumption would certainly be negated.

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on August 30, 2012
at 03:48 PM

This is funny!! hahahahahah

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:37 PM

clever girl (can you guess the movie from which that one-liner comes from? I'll give you hint, it is not Paleo, but it is Triassic.)

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:35 PM

clever response.

61844af1187e745e09bb394cbd28cf23

(11058)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:22 PM

LOL. I don't want his face down there and I don't want my face down there. Yep, I'm stingy in that area.

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:13 PM

In all seriousness though, oral sex doesn't just have to be the guy receiving and the girl giving, it is also the other way around :)

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:09 PM

LOL. MG72, I don't know what to say other than that I am tongue tied ;)

1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

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on August 30, 2012
at 02:36 PM

Haha, yes, I think we need an oral sex panel, maybe we can get Jimmy Moore to moderate it! :)

43f469552cfd3be73fc88a9821b14986

on August 30, 2012
at 02:34 PM

If celibacy was paleo. Humans wouldn't get to the Neolithic.

43f469552cfd3be73fc88a9821b14986

on August 30, 2012
at 02:30 PM

+1 chenzen ftw!

43f469552cfd3be73fc88a9821b14986

on August 30, 2012
at 02:29 PM

Ask Stephen Guyenet about its reward and um, palatability.

61844af1187e745e09bb394cbd28cf23

(11058)

on August 30, 2012
at 02:27 PM

Thank goodness my husband doesn't visit PH. I dislike this answer! =)

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:49 PM

Probably not, but it's horrifying either way.

6473dcb4b0e9b839615d650c168d2747

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on August 30, 2012
at 01:39 PM

There's that Youtube video of a manatee doing it to itself. Yikes, you can't unsee that!

099ed954fe10be58761f31cc007adc27

(30)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:29 PM

I've found this just like one minute ago: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-03/oral-sex-may-cause-virus-linked-throat-cancer-in-men-study.html

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1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

(1587)

on August 30, 2012
at 02:22 PM

It's only paleo if it's next to a fireplace while you burn the meat on your wooden stick. If it takes place in your bedroom it's only primal. So now it all comes down to which religion you subscribed to, paleo or primal? Maybe we can ask Sisson for a new article. It would also be very important for my life if Harris could write about it from an Archevore perspective!

Until I know it for sure, I will only include it on my cheat days (but I'll close my eyes, we don't want that sexual reward too high, right?)

43f469552cfd3be73fc88a9821b14986

on August 30, 2012
at 02:30 PM

+1 chenzen ftw!

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 08:05 PM

If we need judges, can we get the guy from Primal Toad? :)

43f469552cfd3be73fc88a9821b14986

on August 30, 2012
at 02:29 PM

Ask Stephen Guyenet about its reward and um, palatability.

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:50 PM

Well, for men with estrogen dominance/imbalance, performing cunnilingus could result in the consumption of estrogen rich substance. However, the extra swagger that accompanies any sexual act is self-fulfilling testosterone stimulator, so any negative effects of the estrogen consumption would certainly be negated.

1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

(1587)

on August 30, 2012
at 02:36 PM

Haha, yes, I think we need an oral sex panel, maybe we can get Jimmy Moore to moderate it! :)

1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

(1587)

on August 30, 2012
at 08:29 PM

I guess so, although the "primal" in Primal Toad suggests that he might be biased ;p

1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

(1587)

on August 30, 2012
at 08:42 PM

that wouuld be so epi-paleo!

1a641bbff1a7b0a70f08410376bbdf6b

(1587)

on August 30, 2012
at 08:42 PM

Btw, I just thought about lowering (oral) sex reward, maybe Stephan can team up with Jack Kruse, I'm sure cold thermogenesis applied to the right parts of the body (if you know what I mean ;) lowers the reward quite a bit :)

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1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

on August 30, 2012
at 01:07 PM

Paleo .

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:09 PM

LOL. MG72, I don't know what to say other than that I am tongue tied ;)

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:13 PM

In all seriousness though, oral sex doesn't just have to be the guy receiving and the girl giving, it is also the other way around :)

1c67bc28f4e44bbb8770b86df0463df3

(6719)

on August 31, 2012
at 01:58 PM

seriously?????????

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:56 PM

^ What are you quoting and should I be concerned?

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:59 PM

LOL it's a Big Bang Theory quote, after a character recites a particularly dirty part of Chaucer's "A Miller's Tale."

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:46 PM

“I thought it was pretty spicy, especially the part where he kisses her netheryea.” “You might not like it as much if you knew what netheryea meant. Hint, if one cares about hygiene, one ought not be kissing it.”

61844af1187e745e09bb394cbd28cf23

(11058)

on August 30, 2012
at 02:27 PM

Thank goodness my husband doesn't visit PH. I dislike this answer! =)

61844af1187e745e09bb394cbd28cf23

(11058)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:22 PM

LOL. I don't want his face down there and I don't want my face down there. Yep, I'm stingy in that area.

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 07:14 PM

Oh, well I think you're referring to "nether ye," which translates to "lower eye."

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 07:28 PM

I didn't know to spell it. I have only heard it spoken; never seen it in writing. (Usually that's the other way around!) But now I know and can plaster my FB with it, thanks! :)

4
A87123772dfaec07079b8fac17b20372

on August 30, 2012
at 04:34 PM

I believe it's definitely Paleo (I'm sure our ancestors did have a lot of sex - having tons of free time).

The real question would be: is semen Paleo?

Cause if at the end of the "job" your girl (accidentally or not) swallows it, that's really another story. I think that if your boyfriend eats Paleo, there's no problem. The semen should be Paleo too.

Semen contains mainly vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

The caloric content of the average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 5 to 25 calories while its protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in the egg white of a large egg. This means it is also good if you are on a diet.

Michael.

742ff8ba4ff55e84593ede14ac1c3cab

(3536)

on August 31, 2012
at 12:23 AM

Please don't give people ideas.

4
61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:50 PM

Let's hope it is. Otherwise, I'm probably more like 50/50 than 80/20!

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:37 PM

clever girl (can you guess the movie from which that one-liner comes from? I'll give you hint, it is not Paleo, but it is Triassic.)

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:35 PM

clever response.

4
194d8e8140425057fe06202e1e5822a7

(3979)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:45 PM

In light of all the answers, is celibacy paleo?

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:49 PM

Probably not, but it's horrifying either way.

43f469552cfd3be73fc88a9821b14986

on August 30, 2012
at 02:34 PM

If celibacy was paleo. Humans wouldn't get to the Neolithic.

4
66e6b190e62fb3bcf42d4c60801c7bf6

on August 30, 2012
at 01:25 PM

who cares one way or another if it's "paleo"? is it deleterious to your health? i think not... quite the opposite. carry on...

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 04:13 PM

Well, for men with estrogen dominance, performing cunnilingus will result in some consumption of estrogen-containing substance, which could theoretically exacerbate the issue. However, the extra swagger that accompanies any sexual act is a powerful natural testosterone stimulator, so any negative effects of the estrogen consumption would certainly be negated.

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 06:26 PM

+1 and LOL for "extra swagger."

099ed954fe10be58761f31cc007adc27

(30)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:29 PM

I've found this just like one minute ago: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-03/oral-sex-may-cause-virus-linked-throat-cancer-in-men-study.html

4
6473dcb4b0e9b839615d650c168d2747

(638)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:08 PM

Haha! Well monkeys do it so I can only assume it's paleo.

1edb06ded9ccf098a4517ca4a7a34ebc

(14952)

on August 30, 2012
at 04:11 PM

Haha. And via a similar line of reason, we already know how paleo doing it doggishly is, thanks to the Bloodhound Gang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

5437163ddf70d4532f196bfb4333753e

(3614)

on August 31, 2012
at 01:53 PM

I don't know about monkeys, but some apes do.

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(3213)

on August 30, 2012
at 03:42 PM

As a primal man, i don't let a nicely trimmed and fresh p*ssy, go to waste. I'm talking about my wife's of course.

How couldn't it be Primal/Paleo, everything that has to do with natural sex, is natural.

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F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:18 PM

Actually, some marsupials (like kangaroos) perform it on themselves. LOL at the question though.

6473dcb4b0e9b839615d650c168d2747

(638)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:39 PM

There's that Youtube video of a manatee doing it to itself. Yikes, you can't unsee that!

3
Ba09704971e33481f5716c4790648966

(1794)

on August 30, 2012
at 01:08 PM

yes please .

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B3173217a49b5b0116078775a17eb21d

(11488)

on August 31, 2012
at 04:08 AM

No - because semen contains fructose, which is like the most evil anti-paleo stuff ever. FACT.

1c67bc28f4e44bbb8770b86df0463df3

(6719)

on August 31, 2012
at 01:58 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww re- fructose

2
E753cf7753e7be889ca68b1a4203483f

on August 30, 2012
at 02:06 PM

Some questions are difficult to answer without bursting into to tears! Sexual habits are very much influenced by cultural context. I doubt that oral sex was common prior to the ancient civilizations of the middle east. As far as I have been told, oral sex wasn't really mainstream prior to modern times with public availability to daily baths, but who knows for sure?

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5437163ddf70d4532f196bfb4333753e

(3614)

on August 31, 2012
at 01:52 PM

Bonobos (a type of chimpanzee) regularly engage in oral sex.

Bonobos will also trade sexual favors for food, so I guess that means prostitution is paleo, as well! Take THAT, puritan law makers! LOL

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1c67bc28f4e44bbb8770b86df0463df3

on August 31, 2012
at 01:58 PM

Oral Sex on yourself is Paleo

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E253f8ac1d139bf4d0bfb44debd1db21

on August 30, 2012
at 11:27 PM

Which leads to how paleo other sexual activities/preferences are such as [enter fetish of choice].

Can of worms.

61f9349ad28e3c42d1cec58ba4825a7d

(10490)

on August 30, 2012
at 11:57 PM

I hope it's not comparable to a worm.

E253f8ac1d139bf4d0bfb44debd1db21

on August 31, 2012
at 08:07 AM

I've had no complaints :)

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