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Does whole foods just not care if you steal?

Commented on April 13, 2013
Created April 13, 2013 at 3:27 AM

Note: this post is a work of fiction. Any and all activities never happened. This is a creative writing piece.

So I'm planning a final turn around fast this Monday, but needed to stock up my vitamin reserves. I barely have enough for the weekend binge, speedballs and final taco bell, so I have to steal the vitamins. I take a D3 and C to the bathroom, swallow the days supply, then put the weekend supply in my pocket.

I'm in an above average stoned state at this point ( just coming down now)so perhaps I was less careful and observant than I had perceived. The security guy was DEFINITELY paying me special attention, but did nothing.

Anyway, I realized I forgot the zinc, but I can't go into the bathroom again- too sketchy.

So, I decide to test out my NLP, and just walk through the checkout line, pay for my ice cream, and leave. The cashier definitely saw my bottle of zinc, but I only put the ice ccream down and he asked " just this?" I said yes, he scanned the ice cream, and I left. I used a 20 on a $5 ice cream, so I could obviously afford it.

Do they just not care?

I always graze a significant portion of the buffet food (which is by weight) to get more calories for my dollar, and only once have I been told " excuse me sir, not to be rude but it's by weight." Other times ill down half a box right in front of employees, and they do nothing, even though they clearly see.

Btw, I'm at the grove now if anybody wants to meet up ( this part if post is true)

Note- I would feel bad about this if it was real. Once I rise up, I'll donate lots if money.

Eed7dabde3d61910685845e04605267f

(2934)

on April 13, 2013
at 01:33 PM

@scratch why do men work 'harder jobs and longer hours'? i would say it's because of the 'glss ceiling', women traditionally being in the 'home' to enable the comfortable functioning of capitalism. women's unpaid labour = helpful way for manyy men to work hard, be exploited and for the profits of the 'few' to get ever larger...

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 13, 2013
at 04:05 AM

VB, SCRATCH, all of this will be addressed in my blog. It starts Monday.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 04:02 AM

@Scratch, sure, they work longer hours. They also slave in the kitchen more, take care of the kids more, spend more time doing the housekeeping and get abused more.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:59 AM

Which president was a female? I bet it was Truman.By the way, it were the women who made those laws that only men/boys were drafted. Women started all the world wars. They made the decision to bomb other countries. Those women... I bet 99% of them are rapists too.

532cfd279d793e8fcc23b9f6d91dde5c

(1981)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:58 AM

Men, in general, work longer hours at harder jobs than women. There's your gender gap.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:54 AM

No, but neither were 99.99% of males. Don't forget, only men/boys were drafted, and the majority of the homeless are male.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:52 AM

If the gender gap is a myth, then 50% of all U.S. presidents were females, right?

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:51 AM

LOL. Why do you feel like trolling? Lack of social interaction?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:50 AM

And the gender wage gap is a myth that neglects to take incarcerated males into the equation of the male mean, and doesn't factor that the .001% of make billionaires drive the male mean up, but for the average joe, there's no difference.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:48 AM

Not at all, I've been an MRA since I was 14 and quite popular- the whole loser firgin post was just trolling, I lost my virginity at 12 and got a lot of girls in high school.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:47 AM

It sure is. I wonder why the gender gap index never equals 1 even in some developed countries and the U.S. is right above Mozambique...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Gender_Gap_Report

532cfd279d793e8fcc23b9f6d91dde5c

(1981)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:44 AM

Men's rights is a legitimate movement, VB, even if the troll isn't.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:42 AM

Men's rights... is it because of you are upset with the girls?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:39 AM

Launching this Monday. One for mens rights, one is the Adam veritas vlog

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:39 AM

Or you can use Twitter. #wholefoods

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:38 AM

Oh, okay. Are you sure you don't want to open your own blog?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:35 AM

It's just artistic creative writing comedy.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:34 AM

What is wrong with you, Bill? I hope you realize that it is not normal to troll, asking questions about stealing and such. If you need help, go to the doctor.

F5a0ddffcf9ef5beca864050f090a790

(15515)

on April 13, 2013
at 03:31 AM

Bill, sorry to break it up to you, but that's a crime to steal from a store. They run a business too. If everybody would steal from them, they won't make a profit. If you would run a store, would you like people to steal from you as well?

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