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Hack my boner???

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created July 10, 2011 at 11:22 PM

So i'm 18 and never had blood-flow problems if you know what i mean and i don't think i'll ever need viagra in my life now as since i started the paleo diet I get "hard" more often actually more than i'd like it just happens more than i'd like. Erections won't go away even when i beat it daily. Any ideas to get my genitals to calm down? And is their such thing as too much masturbation?

Fa9f340eddbad9a544184c688fa4dcdd

(6433)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:47 AM

@Aravind - As a fellow Paleo nerd I feel your pain RE unappreciated effort! Still +1 as laughter is the best medicine.

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:47 AM

@Meredith - I blew my wad with this answer...so to speak.

74f5d2ff6567edd456d31dfb9b92af61

(5227)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:45 AM

"Beat it like it owes you money" -- oh dear, I may have just fallen off the couch from laughing so hard. xD

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:45 AM

@Meredith - When you failed to produce the pictures requested, it no longer was taken seriously. Others seemed to agree with me :-)

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:45 AM

A - this is a popularity contest first, a layman's pubmed a very distant second. If you don't post a "hack my (fill in the blank)" soon I will divorce you!

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:43 AM

@Ms Raccoon - I actually was just teasing. People get so wound up here at times, that sometimes we need to have some fun and realize that worse disease of civilization is the inability to laugh, particularly at oneself. BTW - I am interested in the covering of your body so perhaps I need to check out that post. I hope there are pictures :-)

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:42 AM

I honestly think "hack my butt" is totally upstanding - but I'm partial.

Fa9f340eddbad9a544184c688fa4dcdd

(6433)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:42 AM

For all we know, thoughts of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day might just be what warms him up the most. ;)

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:39 AM

@Simibee - You want to know what's terrible. I spent some time on PubMed actually looking for articles related to erections and macronutrient ratios, gluten, omega-6, etc so that I could post "Hack my boner" with actual references. But Ron's post seemed to be good enough to pile onto and still have the same fun!

Be1dbd31e4a3fccd4394494aa5db256d

(17969)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:38 AM

Not that boners aren't a serious matter.

Be1dbd31e4a3fccd4394494aa5db256d

(17969)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:37 AM

My top ranked post used to be a joke about covering my body in beef tallow, My second best used to be a poo joke. I think as you get more reputation and people recognize you more for being knowledgeable you get more upvotes on serious matters.

Fa9f340eddbad9a544184c688fa4dcdd

(6433)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:36 AM

"Hack my butt, hack my boner, hack my wife's vagina..." I'm starting to think that this site should be named "Patrik's Dungeon of Pain" or something.

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:33 AM

WTF??? I have been posting on PH now for a few months and I would like to think I have been very thoughtful with my posts, citing references (like to Archevore, Hyperlipid, Whole Health Source, etc) whenever possible to substantiate my post. BUT THIS POST GETS ME MORE ANSWER UPVOTES THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER WRITTEN!!! I already felt very connected to this community. Now I feel even more connected in knowing you are all a bunch of degenerates like me!!

9fb615132bfea7d96977a21665e2ae5d

on July 11, 2011
at 12:32 AM

I wouldn't guarantee you will get an actual answer to this problem..

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:31 AM

WTF??? I have been posting on PH now for a few months and I would like to think I have been very thoughtful with my posts, citing references (like to Archevore, Hyperlipid, Whole Health Source, etc) whenever possible to substantiate my post. BUT THIS POST GETS ME MORE ANSWER UPVOTES THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER WRITTEN!!! I already felt very connected to this community. Now I feel even more connected in know you are all a bunch of degenerates like me!!!

2ab6415f5f20b8fe1d34a94c7be85e6a

on July 11, 2011
at 12:30 AM

that sounds uncomfortable...

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:29 AM

Awesome!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxeH_OQpFw

Aead76beb5fc7b762a6b4ddc234f6051

(15239)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:28 AM

HAAA!!!!! +1 for hilarity

Be1dbd31e4a3fccd4394494aa5db256d

(17969)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:28 AM

It had to happen. This is the logical consequence of our collective consciousness.

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:25 AM

You can't steal my line. Not cool dude!

2ab6415f5f20b8fe1d34a94c7be85e6a

on July 11, 2011
at 12:24 AM

Changed the title great idea thanks

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:03 AM

@Quilt - now if you can somehow tie in his erections to epigenetics, you will win over all of the naysayers in the other post :-)

34a367e60db77270bd7096dc04270fdc

(4171)

on July 10, 2011
at 11:29 PM

+1 for making me lol

Ed71ab1c75c6a9bd217a599db0a3e117

(25472)

on July 10, 2011
at 11:25 PM

Or self service If you alone

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D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 10, 2011
at 11:28 PM

Way to blow a great opportunity. This could have been "Hack my boner" and you could have gotten mad props with the upvotes. My advice - beat it like it owes you money.

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:47 AM

@Meredith - I blew my wad with this answer...so to speak.

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:45 AM

A - this is a popularity contest first, a layman's pubmed a very distant second. If you don't post a "hack my (fill in the blank)" soon I will divorce you!

74f5d2ff6567edd456d31dfb9b92af61

(5227)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:45 AM

"Beat it like it owes you money" -- oh dear, I may have just fallen off the couch from laughing so hard. xD

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:43 AM

@Ms Raccoon - I actually was just teasing. People get so wound up here at times, that sometimes we need to have some fun and realize that worse disease of civilization is the inability to laugh, particularly at oneself. BTW - I am interested in the covering of your body so perhaps I need to check out that post. I hope there are pictures :-)

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:31 AM

WTF??? I have been posting on PH now for a few months and I would like to think I have been very thoughtful with my posts, citing references (like to Archevore, Hyperlipid, Whole Health Source, etc) whenever possible to substantiate my post. BUT THIS POST GETS ME MORE ANSWER UPVOTES THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER WRITTEN!!! I already felt very connected to this community. Now I feel even more connected in know you are all a bunch of degenerates like me!!!

Be1dbd31e4a3fccd4394494aa5db256d

(17969)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:38 AM

Not that boners aren't a serious matter.

Be1dbd31e4a3fccd4394494aa5db256d

(17969)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:37 AM

My top ranked post used to be a joke about covering my body in beef tallow, My second best used to be a poo joke. I think as you get more reputation and people recognize you more for being knowledgeable you get more upvotes on serious matters.

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:25 AM

You can't steal my line. Not cool dude!

Be1dbd31e4a3fccd4394494aa5db256d

(17969)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:28 AM

It had to happen. This is the logical consequence of our collective consciousness.

34a367e60db77270bd7096dc04270fdc

(4171)

on July 10, 2011
at 11:29 PM

+1 for making me lol

2ab6415f5f20b8fe1d34a94c7be85e6a

on July 11, 2011
at 12:24 AM

Changed the title great idea thanks

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:33 AM

WTF??? I have been posting on PH now for a few months and I would like to think I have been very thoughtful with my posts, citing references (like to Archevore, Hyperlipid, Whole Health Source, etc) whenever possible to substantiate my post. BUT THIS POST GETS ME MORE ANSWER UPVOTES THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER WRITTEN!!! I already felt very connected to this community. Now I feel even more connected in knowing you are all a bunch of degenerates like me!!

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B7fec4bf394de8dfa6403067aea94e1b

on July 10, 2011
at 11:57 PM

Watch Bridget Jones Diary 2.

Aead76beb5fc7b762a6b4ddc234f6051

(15239)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:28 AM

HAAA!!!!! +1 for hilarity

2
9fb615132bfea7d96977a21665e2ae5d

on July 11, 2011
at 12:26 AM

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!!!

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:29 AM

Awesome!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxeH_OQpFw

Fa9f340eddbad9a544184c688fa4dcdd

(6433)

on July 11, 2011
at 12:42 AM

For all we know, thoughts of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day might just be what warms him up the most. ;)

9fb615132bfea7d96977a21665e2ae5d

on July 11, 2011
at 12:32 AM

I wouldn't guarantee you will get an actual answer to this problem..

2
Ed71ab1c75c6a9bd217a599db0a3e117

(25472)

on July 10, 2011
at 11:24 PM

Have sex.......

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on July 11, 2011
at 12:03 AM

@Quilt - now if you can somehow tie in his erections to epigenetics, you will win over all of the naysayers in the other post :-)

Ed71ab1c75c6a9bd217a599db0a3e117

(25472)

on July 10, 2011
at 11:25 PM

Or self service If you alone

0
C1c86f42410cd4788bd9c5cf801dcd8f

(2246)

on July 10, 2011
at 11:29 PM

Ice Baths,

You won't have to worry about it at all, it will pretty much disappear.

2ab6415f5f20b8fe1d34a94c7be85e6a

on July 11, 2011
at 12:30 AM

that sounds uncomfortable...

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