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Is a Bugatti paleo?

Answered on September 12, 2014
Created August 10, 2013 at 3:52 PM

Well, this morning I woke up in a new Bugatti, and was just wondering if this is really paleo? Since paleo people probably didn't have Bugattis. But then again paleo man didn't even have cars, so I'm just not sure. Are Bugattis paleo?

Picture of a Bugatti: http://www.hdwallpaperstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Bugatti-Veyron-7-hd-wallpaper.jpg

91e29b56524980aafd004fac1cffbfaf

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on August 11, 2013
at 12:09 AM

Lol, Don't be a vegan, you wouldn't have enough testosterone to start the Bugatti. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc

91e29b56524980aafd004fac1cffbfaf

(18)

on August 10, 2013
at 11:56 PM

Lol, definitely (:

91e29b56524980aafd004fac1cffbfaf

(18)

on August 10, 2013
at 11:49 PM

lol .

0b1183c1cb9a03cb6dad93cb60926f6e

on August 10, 2013
at 09:34 PM

His name is Ace Hood and he has a song titled Bugatti

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on August 10, 2013
at 06:56 PM

Where can I also swap my personaliti for a Bugatti?

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on August 10, 2013
at 06:15 PM

Drives Bugatti/ has to post online about it. Something tells me ....

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on August 10, 2013
at 06:10 PM

Did you also wake up as an arrogant prick?

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on August 10, 2013
at 04:16 PM

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on August 10, 2013
at 04:42 PM

Well maybe if the heater broke and it ran out of gas and you had to push it for 3 miles.

How did you happen to wake up in a Bugatti? That's rare even in Italy.

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on August 10, 2013
at 09:34 PM

His name is Ace Hood and he has a song titled Bugatti

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on August 10, 2013
at 04:13 PM

I don'??? think so. It must be pretty low-carb, though.

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on August 10, 2013
at 11:49 PM

lol .

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on August 10, 2013
at 04:03 PM

Thanks for making me laugh. Sorry to break it to you, but Bugattis are not Paleo. Land Rover is more like it. Actually, running is very Paleo. So go outside, walk and run :)

91e29b56524980aafd004fac1cffbfaf

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on August 10, 2013
at 11:56 PM

Lol, definitely (:

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on August 10, 2013
at 11:59 PM

Crap! You're right! Thank you for waking me up from my paleo fantasy! What was I thinking! Of course I should go vegan, because owning a Bugatti means I have to be a vegan!

Thank you Mr. Troll Man! I wouldn't know what I'd do without your help!

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91e29b56524980aafd004fac1cffbfaf

(18)

on August 11, 2013
at 12:09 AM

Lol, Don't be a vegan, you wouldn't have enough testosterone to start the Bugatti. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc

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on August 10, 2013
at 11:10 PM

No, the only way to make it paleo is either by driving naked, or gluing a dinosaur head to the front of the car.

If you're doing primal, it is paleo but only on Mondays-Fridays. If you're paleo + rice but no dairy, you can get away with it so long as there is leopard spotted seat covers. However, if you're doing 80/20 paleo you can probably drive it only on weekends.

Hope this helps!

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