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What's your favorite paleo-related bumper sticker?

Answered on September 12, 2014
Created September 02, 2012 at 2:57 PM

I just saw this on the Web and cracked up.

"Whenever you see the words "FAT-FREE" or "LOW-FAT" think of the words "CHEMICAL SHIT STORM."

What's your favorite paleo-related bumper sticker or snarky statement fit for a bumper sticker?

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on September 02, 2012
at 05:30 PM

One other: "Do the Math: Sugar = Fat"

35b2cb4d450e5288895c255dfdfff35d

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on September 02, 2012
at 05:30 PM

You'd want to only eat the vegans that eat grass and not grains, right?

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on September 02, 2012
at 04:44 PM

OK--that is snarky...but good

35b2cb4d450e5288895c255dfdfff35d

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on September 02, 2012
at 03:24 PM

And another one: "Just because Monsanto can make it doesn't mean we should eat it."

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on September 02, 2012
at 03:16 PM

Lol @ chemical shit storm!!!

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on September 02, 2012
at 07:03 PM

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

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on September 02, 2012
at 08:15 PM

Anyone else remember Steve Martin in the dart board scene from Roxanne???I???m breaking mine up into sections.

(Note: not all mine; some inspired by true events or ripped off from other sources)

Conversation ender - "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian"

Inspiring - "You can have my bacon when you pry it from my cold dead grass fed fingers"

Snarky - "If it had a face, I've probably eaten it @canniblism.org/gov"

Inside Joke ??? ???Give a man a fish and he eats for a day teach a man to fish and he can feed himself and get his N6 to N3 ratio back under control???

T-shirt ??? ???WWGD...What would Grok do??? (on the back of the Tshirt I???d want a picture of a wooden club maybe?)

Compromise ??? ???you eat an Ear of corn and a Head of lettuce???I eat pork Cheeks and Rump roast???common ground????

Dirty/ Double talk ??? ???Grok girls can???t get enough of my Bone broth???

Eye roll ??? ???I only eat meat if it???s wrapped in other meats???

Simpsons-ish (Troy McClure) - Don???t kid yourself Grok, if a cow ever got the chance, He???d eat you and everyone you care about! [Image of a cow Quietly chewing cud.]

Gaffigan ??? Vegetarian: Do you know what they DO to these chickens! Grok: No, but it???s delicious.

I swear there are tons of ideas for bumper stickers and T-shirts, I think of one at least once a day :-)

Truth.

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on September 02, 2012
at 04:01 PM

"you look like shit because you eat shit. eat proper." Proper Eats(health food store/restaurant in Portland, Oregon)

5f3e1f803d7a9b8704bb11cda26bcf9a

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on September 02, 2012
at 04:44 PM

OK--that is snarky...but good

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on September 02, 2012
at 03:41 PM

I'm just making these up as I go along which is kinda fun (Albeit not snarky enough, I'm sure) ....."BACON- Breakfast of champions" --- "Eat Fat to Fight Fat" --- "You want a heart attack? Eat THIS (show a pic of a grain of wheat)" "Remember the Pimas" " 'healthy' whole grains ain't healthy my friends" EAT LIKE A CAVEWOMAN (or MAN)..."Let your ancestors teach you how to eat" "Robb Wolf got it right" "GO PALEO for the diabetes cure!" and for my sightly snarky finale "for good health, eat a vegan" (hey, I could be talking about beef or venison...)

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on September 02, 2012
at 05:30 PM

You'd want to only eat the vegans that eat grass and not grains, right?

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on September 02, 2012
at 07:18 PM

I've seen a shirt that said "Wheat is Murder," playing of the vegetarian, "Meat is Murder" saying. What I'm currently saying to people now is "Food got us into this mess, food can get us out of it."

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on September 03, 2012
at 04:19 AM

Bacon is rad Gluten is bad

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on September 03, 2012
at 03:09 AM

The market where I get my meat has a slogan on aprons and t-shirts: "Our meat can't be beat."

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on September 02, 2012
at 03:05 PM

We're not big on bumper stickers in England!

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