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What are your favorite Paleo Pick-Up Lines?

Answered on September 12, 2014
Created April 05, 2011 at 4:08 PM

Here are a few of mine :):

-Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?

-Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.

  • You're lookin' fine in those Vibrams.

-Hey, baby, how about some primal re-enactment?

-Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

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on September 07, 2013
at 01:28 AM

Hey, maybe we should get barefoot together sometime?

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

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on April 12, 2012
at 09:27 PM

That's the best site ever!

A3ff262a2686d79789e09a26013901b3

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on April 12, 2012
at 04:42 PM

"Slipping organ meat into chili" I really got razzed for that one when I posted it a while back.

8949bf87b0e0aefcad10f29975e4fa2b

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on August 13, 2011
at 04:10 PM

+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8949bf87b0e0aefcad10f29975e4fa2b

(8989)

on August 13, 2011
at 04:09 PM

Oh, I know, we ladies are so bored with the Kitavans

Ffff513ac686cd18c840ee12c79357ed

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on August 13, 2011
at 03:48 AM

bhahahah tubers.

40449b985898b088a64660b40f329f0f

(951)

on August 11, 2011
at 04:19 PM

Well I would say you covered them all. If those just flowed out, I am impressed.

78fcdeee6ac4ee7d071bbac56b9e359f

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on August 11, 2011
at 02:25 PM

...ba-dum ching!

9f933fedd259b97a5369c3ee5dae3151

(341)

on June 04, 2011
at 01:32 AM

I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU DON'T USE DEODORANT!!!! My absolute favourite!

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

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on April 06, 2011
at 09:08 PM

Yes, I would...and their hirsute cousin, too! (Am I allowed to say that here? Just joking :)

04293f705870e1837b8670d3c1cd5f67

(2261)

on April 06, 2011
at 05:41 PM

I love it.."don't worry, my room is pitch black and sound insulated." lol

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

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on April 06, 2011
at 05:18 PM

Bwahahaha! Love the "regret in the morning" line! Wish I could plus up extra for the "studies" lines, too...

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

(1303)

on April 06, 2011
at 05:15 PM

Butter + Bacon = Can't Fail

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

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on April 06, 2011
at 03:58 PM

I want to add a couple of more to my original post: 1) If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you let me split the difference? 2) You want a naturally fermented pickle? I got your naturally fermented pickle.

E7a462d6e99fec7e8f0ddda11b34a770

(1638)

on April 06, 2011
at 01:46 PM

I put coconut oil on everything - (snicker)

101b3a5c96d313d22262f65bdff20acf

(539)

on April 06, 2011
at 12:27 PM

Slipping organ meat into chili ftw!

4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

(22913)

on April 06, 2011
at 02:57 AM

Well done Ruby!!

4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

(22913)

on April 06, 2011
at 02:55 AM

You had me at bacon.

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

(1303)

on April 05, 2011
at 08:59 PM

While I'm assuming that "I'm sorry" isn't one of the pick up lines, it *is* why I married my husband! Mmmm.... 3 inches of steak fat. Yup, that would work!

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

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on April 05, 2011
at 08:50 PM

melissa- it would work on me! Good bacon, anyway. thomas- Yay! Thank you. :-)

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 05, 2011
at 08:04 PM

These are all winners! I dream of having a woman use these lines on me.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 05, 2011
at 08:02 PM

Good! Yes, I was hoping that girls would play, too.

7e746be2f0e550a8cd7df881322ae705

(18701)

on April 05, 2011
at 06:53 PM

+1 for "I've got bacon." works every time.

E35e3d76547b18096a59c90029e7e107

(15613)

on April 05, 2011
at 06:43 PM

Love the soap line!

Ed71ab1c75c6a9bd217a599db0a3e117

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on April 05, 2011
at 06:33 PM

Patrick......priceless. I had a couple but they were racey....decided not getnfemales made at me!

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

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on April 05, 2011
at 06:00 PM

+1 for the badge line!

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

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on April 05, 2011
at 05:57 PM

Eew! Offal indeed!

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

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on April 05, 2011
at 05:56 PM

Baby, you're one sweet potato!

896162c5cd0b39e2e030e9bb17093eaa

(154)

on April 05, 2011
at 05:27 PM

Frickin Okinawan...ha ha. That one would work in my crowd!

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 05, 2011
at 04:55 PM

You're definitely going to score with that food porn line. Look forward to reading the one about tubers. That sounds promising :)

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 05, 2011
at 04:40 PM

Hey, KT, I am hoping that other people will post some of their own! I'd love to see a pick-up line about organ meat!

3e6c0ab969e49e2f341d6a55ac771cc4

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on April 05, 2011
at 04:37 PM

I'm surprised none of those referred to organ meat.

Ef9f83cb4e1826261a44c173f733789e

(13635)

on April 05, 2011
at 04:35 PM

I thought a club to the head was essentially the paleo pickup line. No? Hmmm...I must be doing something wrong.

1cbb6b2a813475d6c0b17fd5e898dc50

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on April 05, 2011
at 04:19 PM

I'll be sure to try these. :)

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

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on April 05, 2011
at 04:18 PM

If they work, they're Paleo and, as you point out, if they don't work they're still Paleo :)

4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

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on April 05, 2011
at 04:10 PM

and these work? or do they simply motivate women to do some high intensity sprint training(run away!)?

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77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 05, 2011
at 05:37 PM

Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had. These lines are offal.

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on April 05, 2011
at 05:57 PM

Eew! Offal indeed!

8949bf87b0e0aefcad10f29975e4fa2b

(8989)

on August 13, 2011
at 04:10 PM

+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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88905cfc5bb098ad3830671a1af373a8

on April 05, 2011
at 04:51 PM

-Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

-Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.

-I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.

-Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.

-Andy Deas considered using one of my questions once. I'm serious.

-Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.

-Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus.

-Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is frickin' Okinawan.

-This is the best steakhouse in town...according to Peter at Hyperlipid.

-Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?

And something about post-workout tubers but I'm still working on it.

896162c5cd0b39e2e030e9bb17093eaa

(154)

on April 05, 2011
at 05:27 PM

Frickin Okinawan...ha ha. That one would work in my crowd!

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 05, 2011
at 04:55 PM

You're definitely going to score with that food porn line. Look forward to reading the one about tubers. That sounds promising :)

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on April 05, 2011
at 05:56 PM

Baby, you're one sweet potato!

Ed71ab1c75c6a9bd217a599db0a3e117

(25472)

on April 05, 2011
at 06:33 PM

Patrick......priceless. I had a couple but they were racey....decided not getnfemales made at me!

40449b985898b088a64660b40f329f0f

(951)

on August 11, 2011
at 04:19 PM

Well I would say you covered them all. If those just flowed out, I am impressed.

8949bf87b0e0aefcad10f29975e4fa2b

(8989)

on August 13, 2011
at 04:09 PM

Oh, I know, we ladies are so bored with the Kitavans

Ffff513ac686cd18c840ee12c79357ed

(1183)

on August 13, 2011
at 03:48 AM

bhahahah tubers.

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065bc9a541c742defb28b9c58ad34fbd

(1783)

on April 05, 2011
at 07:14 PM

As a newly-single Paleo, I'm taking notes!

Here are a few phrases I might toss out with a smile and a raised eyebrow. Ladies don't use pick-up lines!

  • I eat only the finest of free-range meats
  • I like my meat raw, of course
  • I make sure to use every part of the animal
  • I like to go as bare as possible...when running...
  • I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible
  • Monogamy is for agrarians
  • I put coconut oil on everything

4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

(22913)

on April 06, 2011
at 02:57 AM

Well done Ruby!!

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 05, 2011
at 08:04 PM

These are all winners! I dream of having a woman use these lines on me.

E7a462d6e99fec7e8f0ddda11b34a770

(1638)

on April 06, 2011
at 01:46 PM

I put coconut oil on everything - (snicker)

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E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

on April 05, 2011
at 06:05 PM

Can girls play too? I freakin' love pick up lines. :-)

  • Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.

_ Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?

  • Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.

  • I've got bacon.

4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

(22913)

on April 06, 2011
at 02:55 AM

You had me at bacon.

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

(1303)

on April 05, 2011
at 08:50 PM

melissa- it would work on me! Good bacon, anyway. thomas- Yay! Thank you. :-)

7e746be2f0e550a8cd7df881322ae705

(18701)

on April 05, 2011
at 06:53 PM

+1 for "I've got bacon." works every time.

101b3a5c96d313d22262f65bdff20acf

(539)

on April 06, 2011
at 12:27 PM

Slipping organ meat into chili ftw!

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 05, 2011
at 08:02 PM

Good! Yes, I was hoping that girls would play, too.

A3ff262a2686d79789e09a26013901b3

(1208)

on April 12, 2012
at 04:42 PM

"Slipping organ meat into chili" I really got razzed for that one when I posted it a while back.

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4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

on April 06, 2011
at 01:09 PM

(I would never use these, but funny nonetheless.)

Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.

The food here is terrible, come back to my place and ill cook you something from Chowstalker/Foodee.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Don't worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.

I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".

Have you seen the latest studies about Sex reducing cortisol levels?

Have you seen the latest studies linking Sex to improved insulin sensitivity?

It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.

I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 06, 2011
at 03:58 PM

I want to add a couple of more to my original post: 1) If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you let me split the difference? 2) You want a naturally fermented pickle? I got your naturally fermented pickle.

04293f705870e1837b8670d3c1cd5f67

(2261)

on April 06, 2011
at 05:41 PM

I love it.."don't worry, my room is pitch black and sound insulated." lol

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

(1303)

on April 06, 2011
at 05:18 PM

Bwahahaha! Love the "regret in the morning" line! Wish I could plus up extra for the "studies" lines, too...

9f933fedd259b97a5369c3ee5dae3151

(341)

on June 04, 2011
at 01:32 AM

I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU DON'T USE DEODORANT!!!! My absolute favourite!

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246ebf68e35743f62e5e187891b9cba0

(21430)

on April 06, 2011
at 05:31 PM

How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?

78fcdeee6ac4ee7d071bbac56b9e359f

(1035)

on August 11, 2011
at 02:25 PM

...ba-dum ching!

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6426d61a13689f8f651164b10f121d64

(11488)

on April 05, 2011
at 05:52 PM

Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?

Patrik at PaleoHacks just named a badge after me.

What's your sign? I'm referring to your PH avatar, of course.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours--hey, I'm just talking about vitamin D levels.

I'm not afraid of commitment--my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

(1303)

on April 05, 2011
at 06:00 PM

+1 for the badge line!

5
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on April 12, 2012
at 05:10 PM

Dude! I'm a Neurosurgeon.

4
35b2cb4d450e5288895c255dfdfff35d

(5828)

on April 12, 2012
at 01:48 AM

Some great paleo pickup lines here:

http://realfoodryangosling.tumblr.com/

My favorite is: "Hey girl. Your #2 may be a #3 on the Bristol Stool Scale but you???ll always be #1 to me."

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on April 12, 2012
at 09:27 PM

That's the best site ever!

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76f3ead3aa977d876bcf3331d35a36e9

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on April 05, 2011
at 07:02 PM

Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?

3 inches, baby!.. of fat around the edge of my sirloin steak.

..I'm sorry.

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

(1303)

on April 05, 2011
at 08:59 PM

While I'm assuming that "I'm sorry" isn't one of the pick up lines, it *is* why I married my husband! Mmmm.... 3 inches of steak fat. Yup, that would work!

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F77c6462cf6596fe6dabeeb5931821ab

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on August 11, 2011
at 06:38 AM

I've been working hard on my deadlifts. Come over tonight and I'll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is really good for.

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84666a86108dee8d11cbbc85b6382083

(2399)

on April 06, 2011
at 07:26 AM

You can butter my bacon, baby !

E2b9c679315c7c9c7265783dde89f350

(1303)

on April 06, 2011
at 05:15 PM

Butter + Bacon = Can't Fail

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Ef9f83cb4e1826261a44c173f733789e

on April 05, 2011
at 06:26 PM

  • Wanna meat my organ?
  • I couldn't help but notice that you don't use soap.
  • Me Tarzan. You wanna be Jane?
  • I have a bottle of Tiger Blood chilling back at my place.
  • Ugh ugh ugh, ooh ooh ooh. (This pickup line was used in the movie Quest for Fire.)

E35e3d76547b18096a59c90029e7e107

(15613)

on April 05, 2011
at 06:43 PM

Love the soap line!

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on August 13, 2011
at 02:25 AM

I'll quote Danielle- "I'd like to shred my low-lactose cheese on those abs.."

from here: http://paleohacks.com/questions/53438/you-know-you-are-a-paleohacks-addict-when#ixzz1Us7HUUXZ

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on August 11, 2011
at 02:38 PM

Good thing this isn't a re-enactment. (while holding a club of sorts.)

0
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(2056)

on April 12, 2012
at 12:58 PM

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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on August 11, 2011
at 03:41 PM

I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout

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04293f705870e1837b8670d3c1cd5f67

on April 06, 2011
at 05:39 PM

Would you like to meat the twins?

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on April 06, 2011
at 09:08 PM

Yes, I would...and their hirsute cousin, too! (Am I allowed to say that here? Just joking :)

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