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What paleo principles do you put to good use surviving the Whole Foods parking lot?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created June 14, 2011 at 12:46 PM

Me? I prepare for my hunt by shopping the overcrowded Whole Foods in the city with a very short list of items in mind. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFc1pr2yUU#

I simply couldn't resist. :) (Feel free to close if you feel too off topic.)

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on October 01, 2011
at 10:36 PM

funny, cause the featured parking lot is really huge, and mostly empty.

8949bf87b0e0aefcad10f29975e4fa2b

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on October 01, 2011
at 10:36 PM

+1 on the great new tag

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 20, 2011
at 04:21 PM

Oh man, that video applies here in Chicago too.

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on June 14, 2011
at 01:05 PM

I loved the brah/quinoa rhyme

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on June 14, 2011
at 12:54 PM

@FamilyGrok Yeah, totally. hahahaha

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on June 14, 2011
at 12:50 PM

I thought it was funny that the west coast/LA origin of the video still perfectly describes my east coast Whole Foods in the city. :)

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on June 14, 2011
at 12:48 PM

i thought it was funny. no whole foods here in the BK so i get my foods from a local grocery but occasionally ill sneak in to one in manhattan an steal all their $hit.

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95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 20, 2011
at 04:13 PM

  1. I park as far away from the doors as I can. There's always tie-ups at the front of the parking lot since the rest of the herd wants to park there.

  2. I keep my quiver and bow in the car since they scare vegans and vegetarians.

  3. I do take my list and a pen as my only weapons against their silly food scoring system.

  4. I scour the outer perimeters of the store in my minimal shoes in a crouch, deftly cutting thru hordes of weaker non-paleo humans to fill my cart as quickly as possible.

  5. I purposely search out uptight people to make them uncomfortable with politeness. The two WF stores I shop at seem to attract a disproportionate number of sharpened corn cobs buried deep. Just eat some meat people, and you'll loosen up. Really!

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on June 20, 2011
at 03:28 PM

Hahahah I love it. The Whole foods parking lot here in Pittsburgh was unofficially voted the worst in the entire city.

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