Me? I prepare for my hunt by shopping the overcrowded Whole Foods in the city with a very short list of items in mind. :)
I simply couldn't resist. :) (Feel free to close if you feel too off topic.)
asked byfamilygrokumentarian (12179)
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on June 20, 2011
at 04:13 PM
I park as far away from the doors as I can. There's always tie-ups at the front of the parking lot since the rest of the herd wants to park there.
I keep my quiver and bow in the car since they scare vegans and vegetarians.
I do take my list and a pen as my only weapons against their silly food scoring system.
I scour the outer perimeters of the store in my minimal shoes in a crouch, deftly cutting thru hordes of weaker non-paleo humans to fill my cart as quickly as possible.
I purposely search out uptight people to make them uncomfortable with politeness. The two WF stores I shop at seem to attract a disproportionate number of sharpened corn cobs buried deep. Just eat some meat people, and you'll loosen up. Really!