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Racy Chicken Picture Draws Ire of PETA, are YOU Offended by Sexy Chicken?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created September 30, 2011 at 11:28 PM

PETA is claiming that this picture (below) featured in the NY Times Food & Wine section was "too sexy" and is tantamount to pornography.

Do you find this image offensive? If so, why? Or, are you consumed with thoughts of rubbing garlic and oil all over this saucy bird?

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A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on December 07, 2011
at 02:25 PM

This chicken is enhancing my lipido.

3aea514b680d01bfd7573d74517946a7

(11996)

on October 01, 2011
at 03:25 PM

In the last half-century or so, we have been fecalizing our information delivery systems (just like the fluoridation of water), and so are consuming unhealthful amounts of supplemented fecal matter in our media.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:56 PM

Ohh! We could even stuff some butter under the skin and inject herbs/spices into the breastmeat!

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:55 PM

Too much omega 6? Hydrogenated oil (transfatty acids) infiltrating brain tissue? I'm curious as to the mechanism.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:54 PM

I want to toss her bones in a pot full of vegetables, boil it for several hours, toss her carcass into the trash and drink the broth. Is that weird?

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:53 PM

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:52 PM

Apparently people aren't animals.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:51 PM

You all are awesome! Sexy chicken is open for business!

F15e0bae42dbf0b8cfc71e62902497b4

(2036)

on October 01, 2011
at 04:12 AM

30BAD is in cahoots with anybody who will pay attention to them. so is PETA. attention whores.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 03:10 AM

We're bringing sexy chicken back! Only 2 more "reopen" votes!

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 03:01 AM

Only 3 more "reopen" votes to bring Sexy Chicken back!

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on October 01, 2011
at 01:47 AM

I guess our ancestors were a serious bunch.

96bf58d8c6bd492dc5b8ae46203fe247

(37227)

on October 01, 2011
at 01:40 AM

Why closed? Isn't a sense of humor paleo?

6229cd9a7ca9882590259fae022e2647

(3209)

on October 01, 2011
at 01:32 AM

Apparently this chicken is too sexy for this forum.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on October 01, 2011
at 01:30 AM

Apparently, though, stuff like the following link are fine, but questions about PETA are off topic? Hmmmmmmm. http://paleohacks.com/questions/36498/are-tattoos-paleo#axzz1ZUOAmtMa

6229cd9a7ca9882590259fae022e2647

(3209)

on October 01, 2011
at 01:27 AM

I'm feeling all like Gonzo seeing this beautiful chicken...

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 01:23 AM

Closed? Really?

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 01:21 AM

closed? really?

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:31 AM

My thoughts exactly. This one leaves me scratching my head.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:07 AM

I agree. "Toddlers in Tiaras" is a tragedy.

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:58 PM

awesome.........

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(19479)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:57 PM

Plus one for "tumescence". It would have been "plus two" if you worked "fecund" in there.

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(19479)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:54 PM

I think PETA and 30-Bananas-a-Day are in cahoots.

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(19479)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:53 PM

My condolences.

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C7e3ba0ed51a6195ae022822a8f056ac

(673)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:54 PM

I plan on giving PETA the bird.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:53 PM

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

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93ae9f2d376e5426e891a9b58d8302fa

(2936)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:38 AM

I look at that hen, I wanna jump her bones the paleo way!

Er, wait. Might be a rooster. Gosh I'm embarrassed.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:54 PM

I want to toss her bones in a pot full of vegetables, boil it for several hours, toss her carcass into the trash and drink the broth. Is that weird?

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7d0c3ea9bf8be00b93e6433d8f125ac3

(7540)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:51 PM

PETA of all orginisations is complaining about inappropriate sexual imagery? They're even more ludicrous than I thought, given their history of misogynistic or otherwise questionable images in many of their ridiculous ad campaigns. What a great example of how B12 deficiency can cause cognitive impairment.

Edit: No, I'm not offended by a photo of a chicken, even one in a suggestive pose ;)

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(19479)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:54 PM

I think PETA and 30-Bananas-a-Day are in cahoots.

F15e0bae42dbf0b8cfc71e62902497b4

(2036)

on October 01, 2011
at 04:12 AM

30BAD is in cahoots with anybody who will pay attention to them. so is PETA. attention whores.

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892d177f50b16f118152219229870e4e

(776)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:48 PM

I wasn't aware that PETA had an issue with pornography,considering they plan to start their own smut site.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:52 PM

Apparently people aren't animals.

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:31 AM

My thoughts exactly. This one leaves me scratching my head.

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3aea514b680d01bfd7573d74517946a7

(11996)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:39 PM

Experiencing continual outrage over ridiculous shit may not be a Neolithic Agent of Disease, but I'm thinking it could definitely be classed as a Neolithic Symptom.

I'll skip the oil, but I'll happily massage with bacon grease. ;D

0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:58 PM

awesome.........

3aea514b680d01bfd7573d74517946a7

(11996)

on October 01, 2011
at 03:25 PM

In the last half-century or so, we have been fecalizing our information delivery systems (just like the fluoridation of water), and so are consuming unhealthful amounts of supplemented fecal matter in our media.

Medium avatar

(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:55 PM

Too much omega 6? Hydrogenated oil (transfatty acids) infiltrating brain tissue? I'm curious as to the mechanism.

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5e6a6f5c0fd3ab048f81c0a500206f41

on October 01, 2011
at 12:14 AM

i wanna cover it in butter and various seasonings, cook it, and feast :)

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:56 PM

Ohh! We could even stuff some butter under the skin and inject herbs/spices into the breastmeat!

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0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:00 AM

Racy outfits and hooker makeup worn by little girls in the name of "Beauty Contests" offends me. This chicken is just goofy.

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(19479)

on October 01, 2011
at 12:07 AM

I agree. "Toddlers in Tiaras" is a tragedy.

4
Af005ec9a8e028f2b04bf5367b64e0d6

on September 30, 2011
at 11:40 PM

My best friend was killed by a naked chicken

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(19479)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:53 PM

My condolences.

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on September 30, 2011
at 11:32 PM

Even though the chicken I eat is of much higher quality than the types that would be covered in salmonella, I can't help but be a bit apprehensive around raw chickens. As such, I get more of a "toxic waste" vibe from them than any sort of measurable tumescence.

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(19479)

on September 30, 2011
at 11:57 PM

Plus one for "tumescence". It would have been "plus two" if you worked "fecund" in there.

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