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How do I recover from a crappy mayo overdose?

Answered on September 12, 2014
Created October 25, 2011 at 2:51 AM

I went to Bagger Dave's and ate a turkey burger on a plate with no bun... they forgot half of my toppings and the whole thing was kind of blah and medicore. It came COVERED in mayonnaise. There was no saving it and I just ate it anyways. Now I am paying for my crappy mayo binge with nausea and a headache. Is there anything I can do/eat/drink/supplement with to make myself feel better any faster? Ugh.

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on October 25, 2011
at 02:00 PM

It was like drinking a glass of soybean oil.

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on October 25, 2011
at 01:57 PM

Thanks everyone... I think. I guess the question was intended to be more "how can I get this crap out of me faster?".. but I feel a little better today. If you have never had a cheap mayo hangover, you have never eaten this much cheap mayo :p

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on October 25, 2011
at 11:14 AM

Well, level 5 paleo folks (they demand all their food cooked by somebody reenacting "Grok") are quite sensitive folks when it comes to their diet. ;)

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on October 25, 2011
at 07:06 AM

Take vitamin E or Alpha Lipoic Acid (ALA) or even vitamin C (although previous 2 are better for fat). Best - take them all. Otherwise, making mayo is xtremely easy and you can do it with organic olive oil and binge it forever.

Mhm.... I never tried to make it with coconut oil... need to do that ASAP.

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on October 25, 2011
at 03:30 AM

You relax. Don't stress out and screw with your cortisol levels. Drink plenty of cold water. Sometimes when I eat too much I'll go to an ice cold shower and get a quick leg work out in by doing some squats and calf presses. Yes, it is weird as hell, but it makes me feel less slob-like. :)

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on October 25, 2011
at 04:29 AM

I'm apparently either a major curmudgeon or far too accustomed to recovering from far worse binges, but I have literally never heard of someone freaking out about a mayonnaise hangover.

32f5749fa6cf7adbeb0b0b031ba82b46

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on October 25, 2011
at 11:14 AM

Well, level 5 paleo folks (they demand all their food cooked by somebody reenacting "Grok") are quite sensitive folks when it comes to their diet. ;)

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on October 25, 2011
at 02:00 PM

It was like drinking a glass of soybean oil.

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on October 25, 2011
at 05:36 AM

Try some ginger or peppermint tea for the nausea; it will give you some relief.

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on October 25, 2011
at 04:50 AM

You will be fine... :-)

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on April 19, 2012
at 03:46 AM

Eating more mayo always helps. If you yig, just eat that too

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on October 25, 2011
at 06:45 AM

Unless you can phone Doc and borrow the DeLorean and not eat it in the first place, I'm with affine on this - relax; it'll pass. Plenty of water, plenty of zero stress; maybe a cup of decaf black tea to lower your cortisol [nice amounts of theanine].

Personally, if they messed up my order that badly it'd be going back, but hey... ;)

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