Massage, sex and coconut oil?

Answered on December 19, 2011
Created December 19, 2011 at 6:16 PM

I am currently sitting in a room piled high with all manner of technicalities, broken thingamybobs, whoogits and splanklewops. And while two humming fans serenade my server installation, I have been pondering life's greatest delights.

Where upon my mind adrift and float, it did crash headlong into the most intriguing adventure of thought. Personally speaking, I have, as are my hands (described gainly), an interest in providing massage to whomever I happen to be emotionally adjacent to at the time. I also have an appetite for coconut oil and its nutritional benefits, which others have explained in great length many times on this site.

I believe it is obviously unnecessary to explain more, and all the above was merely creative padding and euphemism. So brevity aside, has anyone ever thought of bringing coconut oil into the bedroom?

I will say though, I have used organic avocado butter which was marvellous for both of us, but the next morning we woke up smelling like a compost heap. Organic plant matter and warm beds do not mix well, a shared shower should follow.

Pure coconut oil, thoughts please ladies and gentlemen?

  • Ca2c940a1947e6200883908592956680

    asked by

  • Views
  • Last Activity
    2402D AGO
Frontpage book

Get FREE instant access to our Paleo For Beginners Guide & 15 FREE Recipes!

2 Answers


on December 19, 2011
at 06:22 PM

According to the answers on this thread -- http://paleohacks.com/questions/78609/cosmetics-and-skin-care -- it's great for the skin and functions as a moisturizer. So I would say rub away.



on December 19, 2011
at 06:22 PM

This thread was in the area of your question. Seems like you can use coconut oil for whatever you wish as long as no parties involved are allergic or intolerant.

Answer Question

Get FREE instant access to our
Paleo For Beginners Guide & 15 FREE Recipes!