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Are tubas paleo?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created November 29, 2011 at 9:31 PM

Are tubas paleo?

Some people say they are but I don't think that people had tubas in paleo times.

Should I switch to organs instead? I hear lots of people say organs are more paleo than tubas. But which type of organ should I use?

I really don't know what to think.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on December 02, 2011
at 07:05 PM

I knew I was following the wrong guy!

A968087cc1dd66d480749c02e4619ef4

(20436)

on November 30, 2011
at 01:52 PM

Tubas not paleo, but he is a low carb meat boy. Any organ named Hammond is pretty paleo, but most prefer Hammond cheese, which is only primal.

Fb67dc30cead043d1d13ea503a3044dc

(3280)

on November 30, 2011
at 07:31 AM

:: collapses laughing ::

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 30, 2011
at 01:29 AM

Yes Jeff. Did you expect more from me :-)

64433a05384cd9717c1aa6bf7e98b661

(15236)

on November 30, 2011
at 12:21 AM

And THIS is what brings you out of your low tech reward bubble! lol

499f188c87c6980742b9ba98caa6f563

(683)

on November 30, 2011
at 12:00 AM

Put your lips together and blow.

499f188c87c6980742b9ba98caa6f563

(683)

on November 29, 2011
at 11:59 PM

Put your lipes together and blow.

Ce41c230e8c2a4295db31aec3ef4b2ab

(32564)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:52 PM

Thanks, I needed the laugh!

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 10:23 PM

I agree with Matthew. I have a reputation here as being a cunning linguist, hence the upvotes. Hate the game, not the playa

5ef574d7893bc816ec52e04139e9bc09

(6097)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:23 PM

+1 for unnecessarily serious response

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:20 PM

Sage, you just need to develop your oral dexterity, then you will bring in the votes.

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(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:19 PM

why the sudden interest in rimjobs?

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:18 PM

I'm sure they also had a go on the bone flute.

Medium avatar

(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:17 PM

I prefer the natural brininess of organs...

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on November 29, 2011
at 10:17 PM

There are probably some trace minerals present, though I imagine the polish used to make the shine tastes awful.

83d6a06c93bb3490dbca339cbbb63385

(526)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:14 PM

bloody hipsters

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:12 PM

I never realized what a hypocrite he was until reading your answer.

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 10:10 PM

Sage - double standards are totally Paleo

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 10:10 PM

Do you salt the rim of your organ?

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 10:09 PM

Homo erectus DEFINITELY played the skin flute

B4e1fa6a8cf43d2b69d97a99dfca262c

(10255)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:09 PM

geeez! i get down voted when ever i mention oral ;)

B4e1fa6a8cf43d2b69d97a99dfca262c

(10255)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:07 PM

oom-pah-pah omm-pah-pah

83d6a06c93bb3490dbca339cbbb63385

(526)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:59 PM

Yes, she goes solo.

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 09:55 PM

Well played tartare. The ball sack is the rhythm section in this orchestra

Ce7e28769d92d5de5533e775b1de966e

on November 29, 2011
at 09:54 PM

I would think that with proper maintenance and preparation, organs that are carefully selected as being the most preferable could be easily, and safely, utilized.

D67e7b481854b02110d5a5b21d6789b1

(4111)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:53 PM

a bunch...not recommended if you ZC.

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:51 PM

What has been read cannot be unread........

Medium avatar

(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:50 PM

I was pointing out that you are a, uh, knowlegeable resource on certain things is all. Teste teste.

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:48 PM

How many grams of starch are there in a tuba?

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 09:46 PM

And your point is?

Medium avatar

(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:43 PM

he knows that from experience.

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:43 PM

Good point although I have heard that you have to be careful which organs you put in your mouth nowadays.

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:42 PM

((((flutenveg))))

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 09:41 PM

When looking down at the top of your head and after 5th shot of Patron, I won't know the difference

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:40 PM

And I'll stay far far away from your skin flute.

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:39 PM

I am definitely not a hot chick.

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10 Answers

21
21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:38 PM

I suspect that you're joking, but you might be surprised to learn that that remains of brass instruments have been found going as far back as 50,000 years in the steppes of Eastern Europe.

Check out this TED :)talk for more details...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

5ef574d7893bc816ec52e04139e9bc09

(6097)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:23 PM

+1 for unnecessarily serious response

12
95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on November 29, 2011
at 10:04 PM

I think they were originally used to scare the beejeezus out of lions so that our ancestors could scavenge the carcasses of their kills. There's evidence that Homo Erectus invented the tuba, though some paleo anthropologists dispute that and claim that only an offshoot known as Homo Comicreliefus were the inventors. Home Heidelbergensis abandoned them after realizing they attracted randy herds of stag elk. Homo Habilis was simply too small to carry one around, so abandoned the idea in favor of the hand axe. That's probably a good thing, otherwise can you imagine trying to fillet something with a tuba?

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 10:09 PM

Homo erectus DEFINITELY played the skin flute

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:18 PM

I'm sure they also had a go on the bone flute.

11
D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 09:37 PM

If you are a hot chick, you can play my skin flute.

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 10:10 PM

Sage - double standards are totally Paleo

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 10:23 PM

I agree with Matthew. I have a reputation here as being a cunning linguist, hence the upvotes. Hate the game, not the playa

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 09:41 PM

When looking down at the top of your head and after 5th shot of Patron, I won't know the difference

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:39 PM

I am definitely not a hot chick.

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:20 PM

Sage, you just need to develop your oral dexterity, then you will bring in the votes.

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:40 PM

And I'll stay far far away from your skin flute.

Medium avatar

(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:43 PM

he knows that from experience.

64433a05384cd9717c1aa6bf7e98b661

(15236)

on November 30, 2011
at 12:21 AM

And THIS is what brings you out of your low tech reward bubble! lol

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 09:46 PM

And your point is?

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 09:55 PM

Well played tartare. The ball sack is the rhythm section in this orchestra

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:51 PM

What has been read cannot be unread........

B4e1fa6a8cf43d2b69d97a99dfca262c

(10255)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:09 PM

geeez! i get down voted when ever i mention oral ;)

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 30, 2011
at 01:29 AM

Yes Jeff. Did you expect more from me :-)

Medium avatar

(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:50 PM

I was pointing out that you are a, uh, knowlegeable resource on certain things is all. Teste teste.

10
96bf58d8c6bd492dc5b8ae46203fe247

(37227)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:38 PM

Both organs and tubas are too heavy.

As a paleo woman, I need to be able to travel light so I just whistle.

83d6a06c93bb3490dbca339cbbb63385

(526)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:59 PM

Yes, she goes solo.

499f188c87c6980742b9ba98caa6f563

(683)

on November 29, 2011
at 11:59 PM

Put your lipes together and blow.

499f188c87c6980742b9ba98caa6f563

(683)

on November 30, 2011
at 12:00 AM

Put your lips together and blow.

9
Medium avatar

(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:42 PM

Tubas don't sound Paleo, but they are. They're also delicious with butter and salt. Organs have a strong flavor and, uh, mouthfeel that not everyone enjoys, but I am not squeamish, so I like them. It is often nice to soak organs in milk ahead of time. This makes them more delicious.

Medium avatar

(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:17 PM

I prefer the natural brininess of organs...

D1c02d4fc5125a670cf419dbb3e18ba7

on November 29, 2011
at 10:10 PM

Do you salt the rim of your organ?

Medium avatar

(5136)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:19 PM

why the sudden interest in rimjobs?

8
Ded84388fef90e4209cf9520d1456a95

on November 29, 2011
at 10:10 PM

Gary Tubas is a FRAUD!!!!!!!!

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:12 PM

I never realized what a hypocrite he was until reading your answer.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on December 02, 2011
at 07:05 PM

I knew I was following the wrong guy!

8
66e6b190e62fb3bcf42d4c60801c7bf6

on November 29, 2011
at 09:58 PM

Hammond b3 is the proper paleo organ

8
0dbd7154d909b97fe774d1655754f195

(16131)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:40 PM

I think this is pretty paleo. This too.
:^)

83d6a06c93bb3490dbca339cbbb63385

(526)

on November 29, 2011
at 10:14 PM

bloody hipsters

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:42 PM

((((flutenveg))))

8
Ce7e28769d92d5de5533e775b1de966e

on November 29, 2011
at 09:40 PM

Yes. Tubas are Paleo as they are very portable and much more functional than the organ. I will confess that I do consider the mouth organ, out of all the organs, to be in the Paleo realm.

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:43 PM

Good point although I have heard that you have to be careful which organs you put in your mouth nowadays.

Ce7e28769d92d5de5533e775b1de966e

on November 29, 2011
at 09:54 PM

I would think that with proper maintenance and preparation, organs that are carefully selected as being the most preferable could be easily, and safely, utilized.

7
D67e7b481854b02110d5a5b21d6789b1

on November 29, 2011
at 09:35 PM

OMG no more freakin' conversations about safe starches Matthew!

0bc6cbb653cdc5e82400f6da920f11eb

(19245)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:48 PM

How many grams of starch are there in a tuba?

D67e7b481854b02110d5a5b21d6789b1

(4111)

on November 29, 2011
at 09:53 PM

a bunch...not recommended if you ZC.

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on November 29, 2011
at 10:17 PM

There are probably some trace minerals present, though I imagine the polish used to make the shine tastes awful.

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