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Anyone have good Paleo Quotes? (BBQ Quotes from the Parks and Recreation Season 5 Opener? (Spoilers)

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created September 21, 2012 at 5:22 PM

Very Paleo BBQ discussion:

Most Quotes are from Ron Swanson.

"Barbeques should be about one thing: good shared meat."

"There will be no f***ing vegetables." "Can we at least have corn on the cob?" "No."

"Everyone, Meet your meat."

"Well, in my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner, his name is Tom."

"Tom is very smart, and incredibly loyal, he is basically a dog. A dog we are going to cook, chew, and swallow."

"These people are...grill virgins. But, by the time this day is over, the'll have been taken by the grill, and delicately and tenderly shown the ways of flavorful meat love. The first time is so beautiful."

"I've got ribs and I've got beef cheeks."

"Also, here's Tom." "Actually, she smells really delicious." "Gimmie some of Tom's Ribs!"

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on September 21, 2012
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From Caddyshack:

"Now I know why tigers eat their young."

"Are you going to eat your fat?"

"I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips..." "You'll get nothing, and like it!" (That's a reference to IF'ing being better than eating junk.)

"This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

"Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?"

"Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still."

"My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days. "

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