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You're on Death Row. What would your last meal be?

Answered on September 12, 2014
Created September 15, 2010 at 7:18 PM

I have framed you all for hate speech against low fat diets, and the conventionally wise jury has sentenced you to death. What would your last meal be, if anything was allowed? Including pastured everything, the most esoteric offal, and even, gasp, non-paleo foods!

Mine would be a bacon cheddar burger on a kaiser roll, garlic curly fries, peanut butter cheesecake, and a pint of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked ice cream.

This is truly a hard question though. Do any of your last meals not include any meat? I'm actually not a big meat fan except for burgers and bacon.

92d67b02a709cad2250f10848f9178e6

(2422)

on July 21, 2012
at 11:25 PM

Fugu liver.....

C326acd0ae246a39c5685f2ba72e3136

(1631)

on July 21, 2012
at 10:50 PM

hahahah omg....

Dfe1dfb34939145fe21b3d8fa6832365

(657)

on July 21, 2012
at 11:30 AM

+1 for chocolate from where I live

7eba3d743671649c1e06cacce0ba4e77

(1423)

on July 21, 2012
at 02:53 AM

LMAO I am dying of laughter!!!

A089b683ee0498f2b21b7edfa300e405

(3895)

on May 06, 2011
at 01:40 AM

Wonder if that would be "intermittent"....LOL

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on May 05, 2011
at 10:05 PM

Has anyone ever told you that you have excellent taste in food?

949d4d02ea7d1abd714cc3347c2c6854

(1021)

on May 05, 2011
at 09:33 PM

Amen. Naan was such a favorite.

B1fcaceba952861d0324bdb291edbbe0

(3159)

on March 19, 2011
at 10:29 PM

This is too great.

8632c87a833f1d30f5fa8d4768d10c45

(575)

on January 29, 2011
at 02:34 PM

Die happy & tipsy... Amen.

8287c6ddae0d78eae0a09fdd5999617c

(2581)

on January 29, 2011
at 05:11 AM

Hmm I just realized why his girlfriend is named Olive Oyl (olive oil), spinach has fat soluble vitamins. ha.

D30ff86ad2c1f3b43b99aed213bcf461

on January 29, 2011
at 02:39 AM

Oh man, do I miss naan.

C16d506f10d910db0736bfd0d0e3809a

(10)

on January 09, 2011
at 06:17 PM

OMG - if you have ever lived in North or some parts of West Africa: michoui, which is an entire lamb roasted with unbeLIEVably delicious couscous inside. OMG. Also, cheb'udjen - a grouper vegetable hot pepper stew over rice or couscous. Both of these dishes are madly greasy and out-of-this-world delicious when prepared in someone's home (not bad in a restaurant, but not at all the same dish). When I lived there, I wasn't paleo. Now I have to go back and REALLY enjoy it.

C16d506f10d910db0736bfd0d0e3809a

(10)

on January 09, 2011
at 06:11 PM

The paleo version sounds pretty darn delicious to me :)

C16d506f10d910db0736bfd0d0e3809a

(10)

on January 09, 2011
at 06:09 PM

ha ha ha ha -- very good one!

4ff24fb9a7d48305681487dfb8040a5e

(383)

on January 08, 2011
at 07:59 PM

that's hilarious

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 22, 2010
at 12:30 AM

WHAT IS IT??!?!?

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 19, 2010
at 04:29 AM

i have a feeling you've thought about this before

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 18, 2010
at 08:16 PM

shot of epicac, nutella shake, homemade doughnuts--i like your style!

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 18, 2010
at 04:51 AM

Oh boy...last meal vs last session. Tough call.

D30ff86ad2c1f3b43b99aed213bcf461

on September 18, 2010
at 02:16 AM

Mmmmm walnut brownie...mmmm.

89e238284ccb95b439edcff9e123671e

(10299)

on September 17, 2010
at 02:57 PM

And of course, once free, I would eat all the other delicious food everybody else mentioned in their answers.

691f120a3e7a1a036845d105d86c99a3

(3641)

on September 17, 2010
at 02:49 PM

haha well played

2fb33fe640f9de45d551aa98ea089d9e

(30)

on September 17, 2010
at 07:32 AM

Hilarious image!

B294438548c32ed878905baf6cd1b332

on September 17, 2010
at 03:07 AM

Haven't been able to think of anything better than this for 2 days. Well done. Your answer, not the kobe. That would be med-rare. I might chase it with 85% cocoa chocolate, tho.

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 16, 2010
at 07:54 PM

This is the correct answer.

D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

(421)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:54 PM

JakeA- Great minds think alike- Next time you make a sweet potato mash make it with heavy cream- butter- honey- and mint. It will blow your mind.

D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

(421)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:53 PM

JakeA- Great minds think alike!!

D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

(421)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:53 PM

Kamal- Thanks! I definitely like to think I won the lotto with my husband- and well... clearly the day I discovered Chubby Hubby was life altering! It's one of my cheats. I have a small cup (all I can really handle) every now and again (couple of times a month every couple of months).

D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

(421)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:41 PM

JakeA- Great minds think alike! Kamal- I definitely did on both accounts!! FOR THE WIN! lol

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on September 16, 2010
at 02:05 PM

no jelly for me but yeah old timey peanut butter sandwiches are just killer. Texture thing i think for me. I had a lot of those growin up. We dont even keep nut butters in the house now cuz its too easy to make yourself not well by munchin that stuff down:)

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on September 16, 2010
at 02:04 PM

agh, i forgot all about grilled cheese sandwiches!

1c4ada15ca0635582c77dbd9b1317dbf

(2614)

on September 16, 2010
at 09:53 AM

Being conditioned like that is a good thing though!

4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

(22913)

on September 16, 2010
at 09:30 AM

2 years off SAD and even the smell of a doughnut turns my stomach, I used to raid the company donut piles too...

1ec4e7ca085b7f8d5821529653e1e35a

(5506)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:43 AM

I was going to post "a big ass medium rare steak and some bitchin sweet potato mash." You beat me to it!

47a42b6be94caf700fce9509e38bb6a4

(9647)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:41 AM

Swim in the melted chocolate.

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:16 AM

No, you'd be killed right before chronic disease sets in.

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:16 AM

good call on the pb&j!

Ef228708abd5f082f633b1cd1d64eee1

(892)

on September 15, 2010
at 08:52 PM

Agree one hundred percent!

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 15, 2010
at 07:33 PM

With regards to Chubby Hubby, you have also chosen wisely!

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 15, 2010
at 07:33 PM

With regards to a life-mate, you have indeed chosen wisely!

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89e238284ccb95b439edcff9e123671e

(10299)

on September 16, 2010
at 03:47 PM

Spinach!!!!! And then I would become Popeye-like strong. And I could free myself. And force the gate. And run home. And be happy and free again. The end.

89e238284ccb95b439edcff9e123671e

(10299)

on September 17, 2010
at 02:57 PM

And of course, once free, I would eat all the other delicious food everybody else mentioned in their answers.

691f120a3e7a1a036845d105d86c99a3

(3641)

on September 17, 2010
at 02:49 PM

haha well played

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 16, 2010
at 07:54 PM

This is the correct answer.

8287c6ddae0d78eae0a09fdd5999617c

(2581)

on January 29, 2011
at 05:11 AM

Hmm I just realized why his girlfriend is named Olive Oyl (olive oil), spinach has fat soluble vitamins. ha.

B1fcaceba952861d0324bdb291edbbe0

(3159)

on March 19, 2011
at 10:29 PM

This is too great.

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Efb905b1d4d10c18c4a1ae7912baeb45

(190)

on January 07, 2011
at 08:08 PM

I'd definiely IF to see if I could get that last gram of body fat off so my last "after" photo would be my best.

4ff24fb9a7d48305681487dfb8040a5e

(383)

on January 08, 2011
at 07:59 PM

that's hilarious

C16d506f10d910db0736bfd0d0e3809a

(10)

on January 09, 2011
at 06:09 PM

ha ha ha ha -- very good one!

A089b683ee0498f2b21b7edfa300e405

(3895)

on May 06, 2011
at 01:40 AM

Wonder if that would be "intermittent"....LOL

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4e184df9c1ed38f61febc5d6cf031921

(5005)

on September 16, 2010
at 07:18 AM

Smoked salmon, champagne and a huge amount of sleeping pills.

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1c4ada15ca0635582c77dbd9b1317dbf

(2614)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:19 AM

I'd definitely fast so my head was clear for the execution.

Would I hell. I'd have a massive bacon cheeseburger, chunky fries, a milkshake, ice cream liberally sprinkled with candy. With a double scotch and a fat Cuban cigar to follow

6
4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

on September 15, 2010
at 07:20 PM

Heaping plates of Lobster, Salmon Sashimi, Kobe beef

And a good Cabernet..

B294438548c32ed878905baf6cd1b332

on September 17, 2010
at 03:07 AM

Haven't been able to think of anything better than this for 2 days. Well done. Your answer, not the kobe. That would be med-rare. I might chase it with 85% cocoa chocolate, tho.

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C1c86f42410cd4788bd9c5cf801dcd8f

(2246)

on January 28, 2011
at 10:55 PM

Well, depends how I was going.

If it was good old electric chair, I would have to go for uncooked beef. That way it would get cooked after you eat it.

7eba3d743671649c1e06cacce0ba4e77

(1423)

on July 21, 2012
at 02:53 AM

LMAO I am dying of laughter!!!

C326acd0ae246a39c5685f2ba72e3136

(1631)

on July 21, 2012
at 10:50 PM

hahahah omg....

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3864f9a2af09b1b447c7963058650a34

(3703)

on September 18, 2010
at 04:45 AM

FUNNY!

Can I trade it for a conjugal visit???

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 18, 2010
at 04:51 AM

Oh boy...last meal vs last session. Tough call.

4
Ce0b5fd94b1034e96cf710b6f138c29d

on October 06, 2010
at 03:19 PM

Something very Paelo, with lots of fat and protein, but most importantly with lots and lots of iron* in it, which is probably THE most essential nutrient for those on Death Row.

  • in the form of a file, hacksaw, and handgun...

4
E32f021f822999d8e2057dbe6c07de4f

(190)

on September 16, 2010
at 03:54 PM

Mead. A meal of mead.

4
Ddb0e3a41f15d69d30677339ccf9c7b6

(513)

on September 15, 2010
at 07:46 PM

Doughnut Cheeseburger. Chili cheese tator tots. Giant peanut butter chocolate shake.

Doughnut Cheeseburger= 2 glazed doughnuts with a cheeseburger patty in the middle.

4b97e3bb2ee4a9588783f5d56d687da1

(22913)

on September 16, 2010
at 09:30 AM

2 years off SAD and even the smell of a doughnut turns my stomach, I used to raid the company donut piles too...

Ef228708abd5f082f633b1cd1d64eee1

(892)

on September 15, 2010
at 08:52 PM

Agree one hundred percent!

4
D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

on September 15, 2010
at 07:31 PM

Big ass steak medium rare (no sauce- just salt and the natural flavors), mashed sweet potato made with heavy cream and mint, tomato basil mozzarella salad, a good woody Cabernet, Creme Brule, pint of Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby, and a Blanton's neat. Also I'd demand they let my husband do the cooking- I've never had better food and that not just love talking!

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 15, 2010
at 07:33 PM

With regards to a life-mate, you have indeed chosen wisely!

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 15, 2010
at 07:33 PM

With regards to Chubby Hubby, you have also chosen wisely!

D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

(421)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:54 PM

JakeA- Great minds think alike- Next time you make a sweet potato mash make it with heavy cream- butter- honey- and mint. It will blow your mind.

D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

(421)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:41 PM

JakeA- Great minds think alike! Kamal- I definitely did on both accounts!! FOR THE WIN! lol

1ec4e7ca085b7f8d5821529653e1e35a

(5506)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:43 AM

I was going to post "a big ass medium rare steak and some bitchin sweet potato mash." You beat me to it!

D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

(421)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:53 PM

Kamal- Thanks! I definitely like to think I won the lotto with my husband- and well... clearly the day I discovered Chubby Hubby was life altering! It's one of my cheats. I have a small cup (all I can really handle) every now and again (couple of times a month every couple of months).

D0a103cafaf4768c6dc69b1772a55877

(421)

on September 16, 2010
at 05:53 PM

JakeA- Great minds think alike!!

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9d43f6873107e17ca4d1a5055aa7a2ad

on September 15, 2010
at 07:25 PM

  • Pork Rinds
  • Blood sausage
  • Lake Champlain's Peanut Butter Chocolate Bar
  • Pomme Frites with aioli
  • Beef tartare with a raw egg

Dfe1dfb34939145fe21b3d8fa6832365

(657)

on July 21, 2012
at 11:30 AM

+1 for chocolate from where I live

3
C0fcb48d7da4f76fac17318efd2cd6b8

on March 10, 2011
at 08:13 PM

An entire bakery.

3
C8521a858edd480815a55f683afff86a

(2065)

on September 18, 2010
at 06:08 PM

I'm so hungry after reading these! My meal would have to be:

Pile of bacon
Asian duck soup
Chicken and dumplings
Beef carpaccio
Duck fat french fries
Olives and pickled okra
Raw oysters
Fried shrimp po' boy
shot of epicac
Now I have room for:
Nutella shake with whipped cream
Peanut Butter pie
fresh homemade doughnuts dipped in melted chocolate and whipped cream
bowl of perfect figs

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 18, 2010
at 08:16 PM

shot of epicac, nutella shake, homemade doughnuts--i like your style!

3
Be1dbd31e4a3fccd4394494aa5db256d

(17969)

on September 16, 2010
at 01:26 AM

An entire deer. Salted with an array of dipping sauces.

2fb33fe640f9de45d551aa98ea089d9e

(30)

on September 17, 2010
at 07:32 AM

Hilarious image!

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101b3a5c96d313d22262f65bdff20acf

(539)

on September 16, 2010
at 01:14 AM

A plate of grilled cheese sandwiches, and some nice champagne in a pint glass.

Or some pastured vegan, always wanted to try that.

Also, I've been waiting to be asked this question for about ten years. Whenever I try to get this conversation going elsewhere it tends to grind things to a halt.

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on September 16, 2010
at 02:04 PM

agh, i forgot all about grilled cheese sandwiches!

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1471beca8e3adff4ae2f89d10e5f7acb

on January 07, 2011
at 07:14 PM

Chef's tasting menu at Le Bernardin, with wine pairing. I'd die happy.

8632c87a833f1d30f5fa8d4768d10c45

(575)

on January 29, 2011
at 02:34 PM

Die happy & tipsy... Amen.

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691f120a3e7a1a036845d105d86c99a3

(3641)

on September 17, 2010
at 03:06 PM

if the effects of glutenning wouldn't set in before execution:

  • pancakes with real maple syrup (my last pre-no-gluten meal actually)
  • equal size portion of crispy blackforest rubbed bacon from whole foods
  • the hash brown casserole thing from cracker barrel
  • homemade dill pickles
  • chocolate cream-line milk
  • back in black 21st amendment ipa to wash it down

non-gluten option would be:

  • slow smoked bbq brisket and ribs with spicy bbq sauce from Green Mesquite in Austin, TX
  • garlic mash potatoes
  • corn bread with sweet cream whipped butter
  • some homemade dill pickles
  • chocolate cream-line milk
  • a hendricks gimlet
  • while listening to Neutral Milk Hotel

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C2502365891cbcc8af2d1cf1d7b0e9fc

(2437)

on September 17, 2010
at 02:31 PM

I think I'd feel to sick to eat.

2
3f61ba25dff05b513c7769a22408169a

on September 16, 2010
at 05:27 PM

Lombardi's Pizza with beef & sausage (NYC), Gino's East Deep Dish Pizza with beef & sausage (CHI), Laulau (most anywhere in HI), a deep-red real Rose wine, and finish with a load of fresh-made Buttercream frosting.

Now I am craving Laulau like crazy and it is actually paleo: pork, butterfish, porkfat, & taro leaves all wrapped in Ti leaves and steamed. Heaven.

2
0784c9efb9972988ea28f1ba2c80d6d4

on September 16, 2010
at 03:32 PM

Raising Cane's chicken fingers. A box of Little Debbie Nutty Bars. Cheese. Dublin Dr. Pepper.

2
A8d95f3744a7a0885894ee0731c9744c

(3761)

on September 16, 2010
at 01:30 PM

Wow. This is the most difficult question on Paleohacks.com. The problem is I have so many foods I want to eat, but they're so filling!
SO, I would want a sampler with: Bacon cheeseburger sliders, a slice of pizza (topped with sausage, bacon, jalpenos, and black olives), a walnut brownie (warm), pumpkin pie, red velvet cake, a glass of milk, a bag of kettle cooked potato chips, and I would finish it off with a few oz of single malt scotch.

D30ff86ad2c1f3b43b99aed213bcf461

on September 18, 2010
at 02:16 AM

Mmmmm walnut brownie...mmmm.

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1f70da0b737e9c6e7679a248f4228a01

on September 16, 2010
at 12:39 AM

If I were going to die anyway, I would just have them wheel up trucks full of white, milk and dark chocolate, brie cheese, loaves of crusty white bread, and champagne. I would just keep on eating until I was comatose - then they could off me with a strained smile on my face.

Edit: add to that list a few jars of nut butters, a cheesecake or four, a buttload of sour and sweet candies...

But the stupid thing is that when I actually think about a meal that I would want as my last taste of food, it's painfully paleo: a big bunch of greens saut??ed in coconut oil and butter, topped with runny eggs and crispy bacon! How conditioned am I?!

47a42b6be94caf700fce9509e38bb6a4

(9647)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:41 AM

Swim in the melted chocolate.

1c4ada15ca0635582c77dbd9b1317dbf

(2614)

on September 16, 2010
at 09:53 AM

Being conditioned like that is a good thing though!

C16d506f10d910db0736bfd0d0e3809a

(10)

on January 09, 2011
at 06:11 PM

The paleo version sounds pretty darn delicious to me :)

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45e51fee7d295e523ff4134f76c3ba05

(923)

on July 21, 2012
at 10:37 PM

Appetizer: freshly made corn chips with homemade salsa & guacamole, and a pitcher of frozen margaritas.

Main Course: homemade spaghetti with italian sausage & meatballs & garlic bread with a bottle of Chianti

Dessert: pumpkin pie with whipped cream & coffee

Then, kill me quick before the indigestion sets in.

1
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on May 06, 2011
at 01:51 AM

I would request to eat the executioner.

1
949d4d02ea7d1abd714cc3347c2c6854

on May 05, 2011
at 09:44 PM

Wow...how to start? Chips and really good guacamole, really moist banana bread, an amazing Pizza of the Godz from Killer Pizza from Mars, garlic bread with tons of butter. But that would just be the appetizer, because I would really be in it for the desserts. I would want ridiculous chocolate cheesecake, some Cold Stone ice cream with all the mix-ins, some New York Super Fudge Chunk to compare it with, some sorbet or something to wash down all the chocolate, a Nutter Butter cookie (or five) for sentimental reasons, and a dozen other desserts I'm sure I'll think of later. This may be the least Paleo answer out there, because I wouldn't waste a bite on meat! Except maybe bacon. ;)

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on May 05, 2011
at 10:05 PM

Has anyone ever told you that you have excellent taste in food?

1
Ed44a8f6d2555b1d1458e47ddbc9c50c

on March 10, 2011
at 09:19 PM

Big Greasy Cheeseburger 2 Corn Dogs Onion Rings and Fries

Brownie with mega scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with hot fudge.

Finished off with XLAX.....just my little JAB back at The Man :)

1
03281912f1cb9e4e771a8a83af302e3a

(1204)

on January 30, 2011
at 02:16 AM

Filet Mignon wrapped in Bacon medium rare, topped with a poached duck egg covered in hollandaise sauce; fillet of crab stuffed flouder (heavy on the blue crab, negator on the bread crumbs); grilled asparagus; steamed and buttered broccoli; an Imperial pint of Guinness Draught on one side with two fingers of Maker's Mark on the other.

Dessert would be a dark chocolate ganache and pecan cheesecake

Chase that with a big Cuban Cohiba and a nap. Sayonara.

1
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on January 11, 2011
at 02:48 PM

chilli and cheese burger, extra spicy curly fries nachos smothered with cheese and jalapenos with sour cream potato skins with bacon & cheese a little bit of my mom's armenian meatballs (because at this point there's not much space left, and I need to save some for dessert) a chocolate fondant with vanilla ice cream and Eatalian's apple crumble

and then i'd die of overfeeding and beat them to the punch!

1
29c63878404bcb11a961c8cb13899304

on January 08, 2011
at 10:41 AM

Chicken Tikka Masala with Garlic Naan. That is all.

D30ff86ad2c1f3b43b99aed213bcf461

on January 29, 2011
at 02:39 AM

Oh man, do I miss naan.

949d4d02ea7d1abd714cc3347c2c6854

(1021)

on May 05, 2011
at 09:33 PM

Amen. Naan was such a favorite.

1
8ec8c97ad3fde5dc84d6ea3b53f3da3f

on January 08, 2011
at 02:55 AM

A McRib and a Shamrock shake from McDonalds, as these two items are almost never available during the same limited time...

1
16846467115e18d283565a19c374ee07

(323)

on January 07, 2011
at 07:12 PM

I'd have some of the neolithic crap foods that would have killed me if I hadn't gone Paleo instead of the electric chair.

Pretty much pizza, some tacu tacu, and a big as hell steak, maybe some pasta and alfredo sauce, too.

As for prisoner's actual last meals, it's usually just what they have to eat in the cafeteria that day, I think

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Bd7740eafe18b0eecc8137ff736cb667

(35)

on October 06, 2010
at 04:37 AM

  1. warm Peach Cobbler (yes, it's capitalized.)
  2. small batch Bourbon (again, yes.) 3.a Nat Sherman (it's a proper noun, rules are rules.)

Can you tell I'm from down South?

Hard choice. I would also want my Grandma's biscuits and gravy, a braised lamb shank, and some pomme frites.

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(15976)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:13 AM

a jar of coconut butter.

a slice of really, honestly good pizza

a classic peanut butter sandwich

a big ass beer.

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:16 AM

good call on the pb&j!

667f6c030b0245d71d8ef50c72b097dc

(15976)

on September 16, 2010
at 02:05 PM

no jelly for me but yeah old timey peanut butter sandwiches are just killer. Texture thing i think for me. I had a lot of those growin up. We dont even keep nut butters in the house now cuz its too easy to make yourself not well by munchin that stuff down:)

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(9647)

on September 15, 2010
at 10:52 PM

How soon after the meal would I be killed? Before the sugar flu sets in?

21fd060d0796fdb8a4a990441e08eae7

(24543)

on September 16, 2010
at 12:16 AM

No, you'd be killed right before chronic disease sets in.

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(13978)

on September 15, 2010
at 07:22 PM

A whole roasted chicken. Sweet potato fries. Chocolate cake (gasp!). And a spicy shiraz.

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on July 21, 2012
at 11:22 PM

fugu liver oh yeah baby

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on July 21, 2012
at 11:36 AM

Nostalgic foods from different points in my life would be the most enjoyable for me...

Pancakes and waffles with butter and actual syrup, bacon on the side.

A McDonalds Happy Meal

Some how get my hands on some 3d doritos

A Lunchable

Grilled cheese, soaked in the butter it was cooked in

Peanutbutter and Jelly

Slice of cheese pizza

And probably a original monster to wash it all down (I always drank these for the taste, not the stimulants)

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(78467)

on July 21, 2012
at 02:40 AM

In the words of Batman... Justice!

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(789)

on July 21, 2012
at 02:08 AM

In San Diego we call them "carne asada fries." French fries, ground carne asada, sour cream, cheese, guacamole, hot sauce. Bam.

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on July 21, 2012
at 12:42 AM

Everything on the non paleo food list! Loads of sugar and white flour!

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(5381)

on July 21, 2012
at 12:31 AM

Bugger food if I am dying, Id go for drugs, if I was going to die soon. Lots of opiates, pot and a little MDMA, or ghb.

Then id be grinning softly as they flip the switch, and feel less pain.

If i had to pick "food", id still pick drugs.

Huge bottle of bourbon (ethanol), and some kinda giant icecream bowl of chocolate mudcake icecream (sugar), and several bars of the darkest chocolate possible (PEA+cannabinoids+theobromine/caffiene).

Though it would suck having that kinda hang over while being executed. Hmm.

So theres a good probability id just for for something paleo

(perhaps some berries, macadamias, load of roast lamb+mint, some tallow fried veges with butter melted all over and a hunk of aged cheese with a glass of sparkling mineral+cranberry juice with a wedge of lemon)

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(58)

on July 20, 2012
at 04:15 PM

Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby. As many pints as they'll give me.

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(1012)

on May 06, 2011
at 09:45 AM

You, out of revenge for framing me. That's gotta be paleo :)

Plus, I bet your n-3:n-6 ratio is better than most of the jury.

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on May 05, 2011
at 10:05 PM

lasagna! last time i cheated and ate it, the opioid peptides had me feeling high through the next day.

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(3184)

on March 13, 2011
at 06:44 AM

I don't really care what it is so long as I can get Ferran Adria or Thomas Keller to cook it.

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(105)

on March 13, 2011
at 06:38 AM

I would eat every flour-based item I could consume. FRIED CHICKEN. And chips and salsa. Warm blueberry muffins fresh out of the oven dripping with melted butter. Death row is looking pretty good!!

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on March 12, 2011
at 11:28 PM

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw and I would insist it be prepped by the Epic Meal Time guys.

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on March 12, 2011
at 07:53 PM

The Ojeda Platter from Ojeda's Mexican Restaurant in Dallas, followed by a plate of their sopapillas then two of their to-die-for pecan pralines. Or a huge plate of extra-spicy pad kee mao followed by sticky rice and mangoes. Or as many of my own homemade tamales as I could eat, followed by my homemade pineapple upside-down cake. Somewhere throw in there a half gallon of the chocolate milk from our local, grass-fed dairy and a batch of homemade oatmeal cookies. Or a whole brie, topped with jalapeno jelly and chopped pecans, wrapped in handmade puff pastry. Oh, and some chicken and dumplings and warm apple pie with homemade vanilla ice cream.

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(341)

on March 11, 2011
at 09:34 PM

Forget the food, I would request mini-harem, oh yeah.

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on March 11, 2011
at 02:29 AM

Baby ... the OTHER other white meat. Get in mah belly!

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on January 29, 2011
at 02:31 PM

Maine Lobster with butter, goose foie gras, and chocolate molten cake with vanilla bean gelato... all with a good red wine. I would also want burrata cheese with fresh basil, tomatoes, extra virgin italian olive oil.

All favourites of mine.

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on January 29, 2011
at 12:11 AM

grilled salmon with cream, a wonderful green salad, lots of champagne (to toast for the end of agony!) and last but not least a huge chocolate cake, of course full of gluten and sugar!

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(2099)

on January 28, 2011
at 10:11 PM

I would have champagne, a salad of fresh mozzarella, tomatoes and basil, a rare filet mignon...no, make that TWO rare filets...topped with butter, grilled asparagus, a wheel of St. Andre brie, pears and fresh figs, walnuts, and an espresso. To go ;)

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on January 11, 2011
at 02:00 AM

raosted beef bone marrow, from grass fed animal of course, haha!

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on January 10, 2011
at 02:40 AM

Bacon and scallops.

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(1096)

on January 10, 2011
at 12:00 AM

About 30 hot buffalo wings, a pint of blue cheese, and a gallon of bacardi & coke.

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(2231)

on January 08, 2011
at 02:38 AM

a HUGEEEEE bowl of velveeta(like a block haha) melted over brocolli & rice, honey graham quaker snack rice cakes, cheddar chex mix, bag of reese pieces, chicken tenders w/ honey mustard, PB fudge, PB&J, texas toast grilled cheese(processed cheese like 3 slices)

ew, im sick just thinking about that haha

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on January 07, 2011
at 05:15 PM

I would have a meal prepared by a restaurant with no take-out (or delivery) in a country with no extradition to the US. That way they have to take to to that restaurant and I could engage in all the legal wrangling after dinner when it dawns on my guards that my return and execution is not a fait accompli.

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on January 07, 2011
at 05:05 PM

An entire lamb.

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(10)

on January 09, 2011
at 06:17 PM

OMG - if you have ever lived in North or some parts of West Africa: michoui, which is an entire lamb roasted with unbeLIEVably delicious couscous inside. OMG. Also, cheb'udjen - a grouper vegetable hot pepper stew over rice or couscous. Both of these dishes are madly greasy and out-of-this-world delicious when prepared in someone's home (not bad in a restaurant, but not at all the same dish). When I lived there, I wasn't paleo. Now I have to go back and REALLY enjoy it.

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(894)

on January 07, 2011
at 04:57 PM

Layered chocolate cake or something. I wouldn't care much if I was going to die anyway.

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on January 07, 2011
at 04:53 PM

A couple of filtered Lucky Strikes,a couple of Djharum clove cigarettes(god I miss both those, not available in the US anymore).Homemade vanilla ice cream with Oreo cookies.A good whiskey mixed with Mexican Coca Cola. Garlic bread sticks drenched in butter and salt,with marinara sauce to dip it.Thick crust BBQ chicken pizza with extra extra cheese, bacon, and some Tabasco sauce.French fries with cheese and high quality blue cheese dressing.Deep fried chicken wings with hot sauce.And, before my stomach explodes,salted duck eggs, with a huge ridiculous sized Breve coffee(made with grass fed,organic heavy cream) to top it all off.

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(2384)

on September 22, 2010
at 12:04 AM

The over-the-top cooked-by-a-master-Chinese-chef meal of doom I've been craving ever since I got diagnosed with celiac and most Chinese food went off limits for me. It's not like I'd need to worry about glutening symptoms the next day...

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(24543)

on September 22, 2010
at 12:30 AM

WHAT IS IT??!?!?

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(0)

on September 21, 2010
at 05:47 AM

O_O emmm i doubt i'd have any appetite ='(

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(227)

on September 19, 2010
at 04:03 AM

caviar vodka martini oysters Rockefeller chopped liver paté baked brie with almonds grapes, mango & walnuts with shredded prosciutto Cabernet Sauvignon lobster & garlicky ghee rib-eye steak, rare, with lots of butter sautéed mushrooms wilted spinach salad with bacon and pine nuts dark chocolate & caramel pecan turtles coconut ice cream

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(24543)

on September 19, 2010
at 04:29 AM

i have a feeling you've thought about this before

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(295)

on September 19, 2010
at 12:24 AM

Try to tackle Ben & Jerry's "Vermonster": http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=987

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on September 18, 2010
at 11:56 PM

I would have Fogo De Chao cater my last meal

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(1994)

on September 18, 2010
at 07:21 PM

A big rumpsteak with a large mountain of roasted onions.

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on September 17, 2010
at 01:27 AM

  • Braised beef short ribs (falling apart) or Wienerschnitzel
  • Sauteed mushrooms and onions with gravy to top
  • Roasted asparagus with an orange-pistachio sauce
  • Mashed potatoes
  • A good red wine

  • Dessert: flourless dark chocolate cake with a scoop of very high quality vanilla ice cream

  • Dunkin Donuts coffee with heavy cream and (yes, though I normally avoid:) a bit of sugar

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(10)

on September 16, 2010
at 08:44 PM

Mitterand's meal I'd have crabcakes and lobster.
Those two are tops on the list. Others to follow

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