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Top 3 PaleoHacks Answers?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created February 07, 2012 at 5:10 PM

There are some really funny, awesome, ... answers on this website. What are your 3 favorite ones?


Number 1. Sherpamelissa's answer to "How is babby formed?"

You slip some organ meat in her chili.

Number 2. Travis Culp's answer to "Your paleo beauty and skincare regimen"

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

Number 3. Luckybastard's answer to the "Are you afraid of death?"-question :

i'm calorie restricting and taking resveratrol. i'm going to live to a 130, bitches. someone on this board told me that so it must be true, right?

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on April 07, 2012
at 07:17 AM

http://paleohacks.com/questions/76342/hack-my-balls-please#axzz1rKvqzslU Yeah some hilarious things there :D.

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on February 07, 2012
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Thumbs up for 42...

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on February 07, 2012
at 08:36 PM

Ah yes, that one gave me a chuckle! :)

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on February 07, 2012
at 06:14 PM

"What would a low reward meal plan look like?" Question by Dave S. Very funny answer by Mitch..

"My first wife, Margaret, could whip up some amazingly low-reward meals. I think just marrying a terrible cook can be a good start. In retrospect, the entire marriage was low-reward. So shoot me a message and I'll send you her number."

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on February 07, 2012
at 08:36 PM

Ah yes, that one gave me a chuckle! :)

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on February 07, 2012
at 10:42 PM

"yes"

"42"

"google it"

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on February 07, 2012
at 11:17 PM

Thumbs up for 42...

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on February 07, 2012
at 08:35 PM

Lots of good ones on Kamal's "Hack my balls please" question!

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on April 07, 2012
at 07:17 AM

http://paleohacks.com/questions/76342/hack-my-balls-please#axzz1rKvqzslU Yeah some hilarious things there :D.

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