There are some really funny, awesome, ... answers on this website. What are your 3 favorite ones?
You slip some organ meat in her chili.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
i'm calorie restricting and taking resveratrol. i'm going to live to a 130, bitches. someone on this board told me that so it must be true, right?
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on February 07, 2012
at 06:14 PM
"What would a low reward meal plan look like?" Question by Dave S. Very funny answer by Mitch..
"My first wife, Margaret, could whip up some amazingly low-reward meals. I think just marrying a terrible cook can be a good start. In retrospect, the entire marriage was low-reward. So shoot me a message and I'll send you her number."