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Need some paleo-approved shoes. Vibrams or these?

Answered on August 19, 2014
Created June 22, 2011 at 2:52 PM

I just can't decide

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 09:14 PM

not YOU, Bammbamm. Wait, no, yes... YES, *especially* you. I'd *definitely* prefer seeing you walk around in these. That would be amazing. You shall walk the streets in hooves with your quart of ice-cream, skeezing out women and men alike, pontificating on the paleo myth vis-a-vis BDSM.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 09:13 PM

not YOU, Bammbamm. Wait, no, yes... YES, especially you. I'd definitely prefer seeing you walk around in these. That would be amazing. You shall walk the streets in hooves with your quart of ice-cream, skeezing out women and men alike, pontificating on the paleo myth vis-a-vis BDSM.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 09:13 PM

not YOU, Bammbamm. Wait, no, yes... YES, *especially* you. I *definitely* prefer seeing you walk around in these. That would be amazing. You shall walk the streets in hooves with your quart of ice-cream, skeezing out women and men alike, pontificating on the paleo myth vis-a-vis BDSM.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 08:29 PM

I will admit that I would not be caught DEAD in a pair of Vibrams, walking around. However, would you really PREFER to see ME walking around in a pair of these? The only way you're going to get me to wear a pair of these is if you put a bag over my head and tell me you love me....or you enter me in the Preakness.

3a512dd276965608b7a7f42df935375b

(70)

on June 22, 2011
at 08:11 PM

Well it has to be from an equid so yeah horse, donky, mule, zebra. As for ponyplay that's really a pretty tame fetish. Involved but at least it's something you can real accomplish unlike dragon or giant fetishes etc...

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 07:33 PM

Make my year and model it.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 07:03 PM

Ok Shari. Be sure you DON'T take them off when prime time comes. I can imagine these being of use from certain angles. But, then again, you're a san francisco girl, so you know all about that.

Af1d286f0fd5c3949f59b4edf4d892f5

(18452)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:57 PM

you guys r nasty

7e746be2f0e550a8cd7df881322ae705

(18701)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:42 PM

Platforms FTW, grenadine. I'll be right there with you, eye rolling at the Vibrams. I know they are awesome for so many reasons, but I cannot get down with ugly shoes. They aren't even so ugly their cute, they are just ugly.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:37 PM

But, what's wrong with a good ol' pair of cheap flip-flops if you guys like having bare-feet so dang much? I mean, outside of hiking or workouts or whatever... Not that I'm condoning flip-flops really... Just wondering.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:36 PM

But, what's wrong with a good ol' pair a cheap flip-flops if you guys like having bare-feet so dang much? I mean, outside of hiking or workouts or whatever... Not that I'm condoning flip-flops really... Just wondering.

C9b0f49cc58a60afffe5ca15f823efb0

on June 22, 2011
at 06:36 PM

That is friggin hilarious! Made my day, thanks!

95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 22, 2011
at 06:32 PM

Look out KISS band members, these shoes will whip yours.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:30 PM

@Kent - Oh, nuthin. I just think they're silly. No disrespect tho, I wouldn't say it if I thought anybody who wears them gives a hoot about what I or anyone else thinks about their footwear. Takes some balls to walk around with folks staring at yr feet -- I know, I've been getting the stink-eye forever for some of the weird shit I trot around in. Whatever. I'll roll my eyes at your goofy plastic toe-socks, and you can roll yr eyes at my ridiculous platforms and then we can go get some BBQ and talk about raw dairy.

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:28 PM

I cannot stop laughing! I love your sister already.

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:27 PM

I know. Right??!

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:26 PM

Funny the seller is selling them as deer shoes. What are they then? Please don't say horse. And ewww on the other matter. Not that I judge, lol.

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:26 PM

That's exactly what I was hoping for! LOL!

C23ec4b85f3cbeb9ddf6bf78317d56e3

(300)

on June 22, 2011
at 05:20 PM

I wear my VFF's with jeans all the time in colder weather. I also used to wear them to work with my business attire.

C23ec4b85f3cbeb9ddf6bf78317d56e3

(300)

on June 22, 2011
at 05:17 PM

OMG those are so outrageous! haha this question made my day.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:20 PM

Upvoted and given "Best Question" star because I have a foot fetish.

332d9f75d1077abafff6887681f6b130

(1081)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:14 PM

Not in a "perfect" world :) Paleolithic times were violent; lots of tribal warfare and disputes. I think killing eachother fits within the paleo lifestyle

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:13 PM

Ok, maybe it was a deer. Whatever :)

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:11 PM

Somebody already killed a horse for those damn things. Is there no end to the violence? :)

Fe535c4994ac6176f76e1ff6d29eb08a

(4286)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:51 PM

I got the Merrell Trail Gloves instead of the VFFs just for the reason of being able to wear them in casual situations as well.

1fc9c11cf23b2f62ac78979de933ad83

(2435)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:43 PM

I've even been known to wear them with skirts. Full disclosure, I was wearing sexy heels until they hurt and switched to the vibrams.

Eedf46c82d0356d1d46dda5f9782ef36

(4464)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:36 PM

Me too Kent. VFFs are my daily shoes - with jeans, shorts, whatever. If I have to wear "real" shoes something has gone horribly wrong.

Aead76beb5fc7b762a6b4ddc234f6051

(15239)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:35 PM

HAWT! i would rock that sh!t.

07ca188c8dac3a17f629dd87198d2098

(7970)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:28 PM

Was it me? Because I do that all the time in jeans weather. What's your beef (haha, get it?) with doing that?

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3
332d9f75d1077abafff6887681f6b130

on June 22, 2011
at 03:51 PM

Honestly, where did you find those at? My sister would kill a man infront of his own mother for a pair of those.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:11 PM

Somebody already killed a horse for those damn things. Is there no end to the violence? :)

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:13 PM

Ok, maybe it was a deer. Whatever :)

332d9f75d1077abafff6887681f6b130

(1081)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:14 PM

Not in a "perfect" world :) Paleolithic times were violent; lots of tribal warfare and disputes. I think killing eachother fits within the paleo lifestyle

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:28 PM

I cannot stop laughing! I love your sister already.

2
D72e9d21977363ea1850fa00555f151a

on June 22, 2011
at 02:59 PM

I'd trade my Vibrams, Huaraches, and Inov8's for a pair of those!

1
77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:10 PM

Shari, you wear these, baby, and your man gonna put a bit in your mouth and bump you tonight.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 07:03 PM

Ok Shari. Be sure you DON'T take them off when prime time comes. I can imagine these being of use from certain angles. But, then again, you're a san francisco girl, so you know all about that.

Af1d286f0fd5c3949f59b4edf4d892f5

(18452)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:57 PM

you guys r nasty

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:26 PM

That's exactly what I was hoping for! LOL!

1
559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:25 PM

Hee! Honestly I'd waaayyy prefer to see someone wearing those around town. -- The other day I saw a dude walking down the street in VFFs and jeans. {{shudder}}

C23ec4b85f3cbeb9ddf6bf78317d56e3

(300)

on June 22, 2011
at 05:20 PM

I wear my VFF's with jeans all the time in colder weather. I also used to wear them to work with my business attire.

7e746be2f0e550a8cd7df881322ae705

(18701)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:42 PM

Platforms FTW, grenadine. I'll be right there with you, eye rolling at the Vibrams. I know they are awesome for so many reasons, but I cannot get down with ugly shoes. They aren't even so ugly their cute, they are just ugly.

Eedf46c82d0356d1d46dda5f9782ef36

(4464)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:36 PM

Me too Kent. VFFs are my daily shoes - with jeans, shorts, whatever. If I have to wear "real" shoes something has gone horribly wrong.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:30 PM

@Kent - Oh, nuthin. I just think they're silly. No disrespect tho, I wouldn't say it if I thought anybody who wears them gives a hoot about what I or anyone else thinks about their footwear. Takes some balls to walk around with folks staring at yr feet -- I know, I've been getting the stink-eye forever for some of the weird shit I trot around in. Whatever. I'll roll my eyes at your goofy plastic toe-socks, and you can roll yr eyes at my ridiculous platforms and then we can go get some BBQ and talk about raw dairy.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 09:14 PM

not YOU, Bammbamm. Wait, no, yes... YES, *especially* you. I'd *definitely* prefer seeing you walk around in these. That would be amazing. You shall walk the streets in hooves with your quart of ice-cream, skeezing out women and men alike, pontificating on the paleo myth vis-a-vis BDSM.

1fc9c11cf23b2f62ac78979de933ad83

(2435)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:43 PM

I've even been known to wear them with skirts. Full disclosure, I was wearing sexy heels until they hurt and switched to the vibrams.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:37 PM

But, what's wrong with a good ol' pair of cheap flip-flops if you guys like having bare-feet so dang much? I mean, outside of hiking or workouts or whatever... Not that I'm condoning flip-flops really... Just wondering.

07ca188c8dac3a17f629dd87198d2098

(7970)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:28 PM

Was it me? Because I do that all the time in jeans weather. What's your beef (haha, get it?) with doing that?

Fe535c4994ac6176f76e1ff6d29eb08a

(4286)

on June 22, 2011
at 03:51 PM

I got the Merrell Trail Gloves instead of the VFFs just for the reason of being able to wear them in casual situations as well.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:36 PM

But, what's wrong with a good ol' pair a cheap flip-flops if you guys like having bare-feet so dang much? I mean, outside of hiking or workouts or whatever... Not that I'm condoning flip-flops really... Just wondering.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 09:13 PM

not YOU, Bammbamm. Wait, no, yes... YES, *especially* you. I *definitely* prefer seeing you walk around in these. That would be amazing. You shall walk the streets in hooves with your quart of ice-cream, skeezing out women and men alike, pontificating on the paleo myth vis-a-vis BDSM.

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 08:29 PM

I will admit that I would not be caught DEAD in a pair of Vibrams, walking around. However, would you really PREFER to see ME walking around in a pair of these? The only way you're going to get me to wear a pair of these is if you put a bag over my head and tell me you love me....or you enter me in the Preakness.

559aa134ff5e6c8bcd608ba8dc505628

(3631)

on June 22, 2011
at 09:13 PM

not YOU, Bammbamm. Wait, no, yes... YES, especially you. I'd definitely prefer seeing you walk around in these. That would be amazing. You shall walk the streets in hooves with your quart of ice-cream, skeezing out women and men alike, pontificating on the paleo myth vis-a-vis BDSM.

0
9759643ce5d97ab8fa649ae954656c4c

on June 22, 2011
at 07:26 PM

Those would look fabulous with my loin cloth outfit and femur bone hair accessory!

77877f762c40637911396daa19b53094

(78467)

on June 22, 2011
at 07:33 PM

Make my year and model it.

0
4781cf8ae1bfcb558dfb056af17bea94

(4359)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:44 PM

Soft Start Shoes are much better than 5 fingers, in my opinion:

http://www.softstarshoes.com/

0
95eda9fa0cec952b482e869c34a566b6

on June 22, 2011
at 06:34 PM

Look out KISS band members, these shoes will whip yours.

0
3a512dd276965608b7a7f42df935375b

(70)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:46 PM

those are not deer feet just incase anyone cares deer have cloven hooves

also two words: pony play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5V1LWy799g

maybe NSFW but pretty tame

3a512dd276965608b7a7f42df935375b

(70)

on June 22, 2011
at 08:11 PM

Well it has to be from an equid so yeah horse, donky, mule, zebra. As for ponyplay that's really a pretty tame fetish. Involved but at least it's something you can real accomplish unlike dragon or giant fetishes etc...

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:26 PM

Funny the seller is selling them as deer shoes. What are they then? Please don't say horse. And ewww on the other matter. Not that I judge, lol.

0
Fa9f340eddbad9a544184c688fa4dcdd

(6433)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:22 PM

So this is what they shot Bambi's mother for?!

0
24fcc21452ebe39c032be6801d6bbadd

(9812)

on June 22, 2011
at 04:19 PM

Those are hot! Now I can combine my love of paleo and my love of heels!

98bf2ca7f8778c79cd3f6c962011cfdc

(24286)

on June 22, 2011
at 06:27 PM

I know. Right??!

0
1a98a40ba8ffdc5aa28d1324d01c6c9f

(20378)

on June 22, 2011
at 02:58 PM

These for sure!!!! LoL

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