When I feel a poop coming on, I am already at the point where I could go immediately or hold it in. When I get in the bathroom, I squat on the toilet seat and poop immediately, maybe have to wipe 1 or 2 times and the whole ordeal is over in... (more)
Originally thought to grow from cow dung, recent carbon dating has suggested that cows were born from their own feces, and in turn came the chemical molecule Psilocybin from the shit cow. Much like the 'Chicken or Egg: who came first' theory and... (more)
Possible Duplicate: ZC and Constipation--plus Hemorrhoids So as of late I found I have a hemorrhoid. Can a hemorrhoid cause odd shaped stools? Here's a few things to prevent people from being alarmist (hopefully...) Looks like something... (more)
I just crapped myself, should I wash with soap or should I leave it to ferment and eat it next week?